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[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish hears the boom and looks out the winder in time to see a wheel from Del's Steam Tractor come flying by.

[Delmonico]

As Delmonico comes in from the south-east and Slim comes in from the north-east Trinity slips straight west on the Dismal, he knows he's gonna get in trouble big time.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim reaches the ranch and looks at the mess. "Trinity was tryin' to cook agin I see." 

[Ozark Tracker]

Sodbuster and Ozark carry the hog that landed on the porch into the kitchen table and get the potato's from the stove and Del whips up some biscuts and they all gather round to eat.

[Trinity]

Trinity sneaks back into the house and in an effort to draw attention away from himself, he says:

"Why look!  It's tha stranger from tha soddy!!  Howdy thar stranger.  How long you been hair?  Ya gonna  stay long?  Oooooh!  Is that thar wagonload of whiskey fer me?  Thankee pard!  MMMMMMMMMMM, MM!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity pours everybody a great big drink and hopes this dulls their memory

[Trinity]

"Hair Sleeum.  Have another one, Ah will."

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim drinks another shot and  then starts talking about going to gather eggs.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "don't walk, take The Steam Traction Engine.

[Trinity]

"T'ain' no need fer aigs, Sleeum.  Hair, have another one!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim takes another one, at least before going to gather eggs and feeding the chickens.

[Trinity]

"Hair!  Ya wanna have another one?  Have another one!!!"

[Sod Buster]

Trinity sneaks back into the house and in an effort to draw attention away from himself, he says:

"Why look!  It's tha stranger from tha soddy!!  Howdy thar stranger.  How long you been hair?  Ya gonna  stay long?  Oooooh!  Is that thar wagonload of whiskey fer me?  Thankee pard!  MMMMMMMMMMM, MM!"

I'z been fine.
Yup, it is all fer you.
33 jugs - one for every year of your life!
I'll stay until my welcome is worn out.

[Sod Buster]

Trinity pours everybody a great big drink and hopes this dulls their memory

I call this batch "MIND ERASER".

[Ozark Tracker]

well when Trinity hears this mind eraser he pours Del and Slim  a tea glass full and urges them to drink up

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "nope, I have to go order a new Steam Traction Engine.  Slim do you want me to order you some new chickens."  

"just let me know I'll order them on my coal oil powered computor."

<Authors note for those new folks reading this thread who have not read the whole thread.  Delmonico has a coal oil power computor hooked up to all four strands of the Barb Wire running around the ranch giving him a broadband connection.  If you are interest in these fine products, the real Delmonico is also a dealer in them.  Check out these websites.>

www.coaloilcomputor.com

www.barbwirebroadband.com

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim looks over the selection of chickens on the coal oil computor and picks out several fancy breeds to order. known for their  extra large egg production. and several standard breed known to be good fryers.  and 2  extra fancy peacocks just fer show around the ranch.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico does not type in the number for the loud and obnoxious peacocks.   Saves him the trouble of shooting them.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"By the by, why do I need new chickens? My chickens were layin' just fine." 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

irish guides his wagon and team into the yard.  He goes to the back of the wagon and levers off one of the big wheels from the Steam Tractor Engine and says, Hey Del I found this down by tha Dismal is it yours?

Then Irish looks at Slim, Yanno its a funny thing, as I was pullin in here I noticed some bags in tha bushes so I stop an looked in em and thought you might want these.  Irish hands two bags full of bloody chiken feathers to Slim.