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[Forty Rod]

Trinity, if you go after that cheese you'll be eatin' through a straw 'til Christmas.  She'll bust your jaw, an' mebbe other stuff, too.

[Trinity]

    But it looks... so... TASTY!

[Sod Buster]

"Much ablidged pard, but mah kinder only eat Fleisch!  Why Ah done caught ol' litl trinity just a-gumin' away at a mouse yestiddiy.  Ah is so proud!"

I thought they would enjoy the hot sauce...might make the mouse taste better!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Next Soddy will be offerin ta fix tha kids Gaucamole made with real moles!

[Delmonico]

Might be better than that stuff they make out of those avacoda things.

[Ornery Orr]

Meanwhile back at the ranch,   Delmonico gets bored and orsers a new Steam Traction Engine, to be delivered next week.   He then heads to the workshop and closes and locks the door.

Might be better than that stuff they make out of those avacoda things.

For someone who's locked in a workshop, you sure do a lot of talkin'. 

[Ornery Orr]

Ornery peers into the workshop, which has been temporarily vacated by Del, to see what he's been up to in there.  Oh my god!!!  It's unbelievable!!!   So this is what he's been soooo secretive about.  Ornery can't harldly believe his eyes.  He had only read about such things before, but now, here he is in the presence of one of the most fascinating inventions known to man!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark are walking out past the barn and workshop going to still #4,  when an arm reaches out and pulls them into the workshop,

Trinity thinking he is being abducted by blue plates, screams and flings his arms wildly until Ornery tells him to hush up.

[Delmonico]

"Yes, Double Aught, is right, the greastest invetion of all time, I just need my new steam traction engine to power it up."

[Ozark Tracker]

all the men walk over to see the new invention,  Trinity thinks it's a cage, Ornery and Ozark are not sure just what it is.

[DArchangel]

One hellofa clothes dryer!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs down to the creek where Sherlene is washing and tells her to bring the clothes up to the new dryer when she gets done washing.

[Ornery Orr]

Sensing the opportunity to have a little fun, Ornery informs Trinity that if you crank the handle fast enough, the lateral boards make a whirring noise that drives the blue plates away.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity finally finds the handle and starts cranking,  staring up in the sky all the time, smiling to hisself since he sees no blue plates flying around.

[Delmonico]

When Trinity ain't lookin' Delmonico pushes him in and closes the door.  He then backs the Steam Traction Engine that did come today up to it and puts on a PTO shaft and starts er up.  A Trinity Cleaner that uses no water.

[Ozark Tracker]

as Trinity starts bouncing around in the tumbler, the excess dirt starts shaking off, soon enough soil collects on the ground and the pto belt starts slipping as the tumbler drags in the dirt.

[Trinity]

When the machine stops, Trinity tumbles out and begins to assemble the dirt which had been shaken from him and redistribute it about his person.

[Delmonico]

What Trinity don't realize is that it shook so much dirt out he will take days to get it all back in.

[Sod Buster]

When the machine stops, Trinity tumbles out and begins to assemble the dirt which had been shaken from him and redistribute it about his person.

Sod Buster comes by and sprinkles Trinity with some seed....figures he can be a walkin'/talkin' herb garden.  Some of Soddy's neigbors have corn growin' on thier roofs so it is only logical that Trinity grow something too!

[Ozark Tracker]

cha cha cha Trinity