Newbrassky

[Trinity]

While the two are busy making Jello Squeezings ^TM, Trinity finishes off the cheese.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark sighs--------------  well Ornery,  at least we got a few hundred of the jello squeezings to slurp on,  they begin slurpping

[Trinity]

Trinity takes a row of twenty and starting at one end he begins to inhale.  In a quarter of a  second he finishes the entire row.

[Ozark Tracker]

UH Trinity, did Ornery mention that I lost a tooth in there while we was a making this up,,   if'n ya find it let me know.

[Trinity]

"Musta been in another.  Otherwahs Ah'da choked.  Only got jel-lo squeezins in that run.  "

[Ozark Tracker]

Well all right then,  I think I'll go see if there's any left over biscuts.  get a little mustard to go with it

[Trinity]

"Uhhhh.  Shore.  They's plenny of mustard, but don' waste no tahm lookin' fer them bis-kits."

[Ozark Tracker]

I think what the problem is  I ain't seen Del in here a cooking since ya brought Sherlene home.

[Trinity]

"Oh!  Ah knew Ah fergot somethin!  Ah ain' gonna hair tha last of theeus.  Ah done lef' litl trinity in tha river ta bathe hissef nigh on ta five hours ago.  Ah was 'posed ta brang him back ta Sherlene an' tha other one right away!  Better go make sure he's steel thar!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark run down to the river to check on litl trinity,  there he is a floating on his back a shooting water up in the air like a little whale.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  Cheese from happy cows comes from Caly-foria acordin' to my TV.  This is cheese from Wissy-consion, they ain't happy cows.  How do I know?  Well judgin' from the Wissy-consion quarter they all must look like hippos up there.>

<Course the Newbrassky quarter has folks goin' the wrong way on the ory-gun trail.>

[Ozark Tracker]

<Course the Newbrassky quarter has folks goin' the wrong way on the ory-gun trail.>

they probabaly just hung up on one of them early day traffic circles

[Ornery Orr]

<Course the Newbrassky quarter has folks goin' the wrong way on the ory-gun trail.>

The way the streets in Omaha are laid out, this doesn't surprise me!

[Delmonico]

<And what about the Iowa quarter, a 1 room schoolhouse?  I think we all have been rooked on this quarter thing.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Silver Creek Slim]

This was the runner-up fer NE.

[Delmonico]

Chim-bley Rock is on the north side of the North Platte and so is the trail, that makes the wagon go east.  That cow looks like a hippo.   Damned are-teeests, should hang half of them and maybe the other half would behave.  Foundation in education?  Makes it sound like no one made it out of the 1st grade.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I like this one better than the cow, cheese, and corn one.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Chim-bley Rock is on the north side of the North Platte and so is the trail, that makes the wagon go east.  That cow looks like a hippo.   Damned are-teeests, should hang half of them and maybe the other half would behave.  Foundation in education?  Makes it sound like no one made it out of the 1st grade.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Here are some of IA's other designs.