Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note, some friends used to run a dairy, when the freezer got low and over age Holstein went to the locker pland and was ground into burger, one went just for jerky.  When you ate with Jim and Sandy she could tell you who you were eatin'.>

[Ozark Tracker]

 

[Sod Buster]

But Slim knows down deep,  when ya name something, it sure is hard to eat him.

That didn't stop my grandfather from cooking my mother's pet duck when she was little.   

[Ozark Tracker]

That didn't stop by grandfather from cooking my mother's pet duck when she was little.  

my father in law tells the story of when he was real young, he had a pet squirrel, one day he came home from school, his dad had the squirrel cooked for supper,  told him the squirrel had jumped from the ice box to the kitchen table didn't make it and died from the fall.
after he was in his late teens, he was squirrel hunting, shot at one, missed,  it jumped across to another tree, missed the jump, fell 30 feet to the ground,  jumped up and ran off,  no worse for the wear

said right then and there I knew that old sob was lying about my squirrell being killed in a 5 foot jump.

[Delmonico]

Me and my goose
Me and my pal
We had some very good times
Me and my goose his name was Al
And he cost only a dime

Over meadows we'd stray
Playing all day
I missed him at night until dawn
Then one day I found he wasn't around
I wondered where Al could have gone

I looked everywhere he just wasn't there
Where could a goose be all day
I miss my pal
I miss my Al
It's sad that things turned out this way

Then mom brought him
I remember her grin
Stuffed with his feet pointed straight

I'll never forget the night that we ate
Al off of the old yellow plate

Arlo Guthrie

[Trinity]

The eller-funk hears that Slim is obligated to him and decides that Slim needs to learn to fetch.   The eller-funk demands a cold peanut beer and Slim fetchs him a large cold one.

"Hey Sleeum, Kin Ah have one of them Peanit beers?  Ain' never had one!"

[Delmonico]

Don't bother Trinity, I have and well we bought a 6 pack and it took a couple of weeks to get rid of it all, everybody had to try one as in 1.

[Trinity]

"Does it taste lahk peanits?"

[Delmonico]

No, just lousy cheap beer, kind of like the plain label that was around only worse.

[Sod Buster]

Fall is fast approaching and Sod Buster has lots of pumpkins that will be ripe and ready to be make into Pumpkin Beer!  yumm...Beer......

[Delmonico]

I got a recipe that has pumpkin beer in it.  My wife was gonna buy some pumpkin ice cream for me from the Schawanns man, but i tolt her if she did I get sick and throw up on the living room carpet.

[Ozark Tracker]

Pumpkin puke   a little messy to say the least.

[Trinity]

Pumpkin puke   a little messy to say the least.

[Ozark Tracker]

dang pumpkins, they just can't hold their beer

[Trinity]

It's probably due to all those seeds he ate.  I don't think seeds and beer go together well. 

I can tell you that spaghetti and beer don't go together well either, but that's a different story.    I will tell you, though, that I learned that I don't chew my noodles well. 

[Ozark Tracker]

I think if the truth be known he's probably a vegatable  terian

[Trinity]

Well!  That explains it.  On the other hand, how do you explain his otherwise healthy look?  He doesn't look skinny enough to be a vegetarian.

[Ozark Tracker]

we gonna havta check with Sod Buster,  see if he's missing any of them fattening vegatables

which ever ones they is.

[Trinity]

The only one I eat... Taters!

[Ozark Tracker]

  naw not taters, lets fry some up and see.