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[Ornery Orr]

Emerging from the cloud in the Northeast, a wagon can be seen approaching on the horizon.

[Ornery Orr]

As the wagon approaches, they can see that the team of horses the wagon and the driver are black as coal.  Surely it must be death itself emerging from the smoldering cloud to collect it's dues!

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark sees the wagon a coming, leans over to Trinity and says,  I thank I'll just go on in the house

[Ornery Orr]

As the wagon approaches, the driver pulls back on the reins, sets the brake, looks down at Trinity and with a pearly white smile through his blackened face says,"Howdy Trinity!  Long time no see!"

[Trinity]

Trinity starts to shake in his hammock, wishing he had gone inside with Ozark.  Timidly, Trinity asks "Uhhhhh, d-d-d-do Ah know ya m-m-m-mr. Daith?"

[Ornery Orr]

Death?!  Trinity! It's me Ornery Orr, remember?  I come through these parts last year huntin' them flyin discs.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity leans in the window and hollors  Del,  I think they's somebody out here a looking fer ya

[Trinity]

"Well, howdy Ornery, wailcome back!  Ah din't recognize ya without yer features.   That is ta say, yer a mite sooty.  Did Dail pull a joke on ya?"

[Ornery Orr]

That steam engine hit a might close and dusted me a bit.  I was comin' from a bit further out west.  I was huntin' buzzards out there and they started to swarm me in a big flock so I took off!   Never cared much for buzzards anyhow.  They're an ugly critter.  Beady eyes and a little bitty brain.   So I thought I might come see how yall are doin' in these parts.  Seen any more of them flyin saucers?

[Delmonico]

"Ain't sure, our Wizard Lizard just sprouted wings would that make him a Flying Sause-er.

[Ornery Orr]

Mebbe a flying sausage.  Is the Lizard Wizard Polish?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Since the hefalump saved Slim from the "creatures the the Black Hills",

(Oops, wrong picture.  ) Slim is obligated to be his friend. The hefalump enjoys retrieving items. Slim walks into the dooryard, with hefalump in tow. "Howdy, Ornery Orr. Been a long time. Good ta see ya again."

[Trinity]

Trinity sees the creature that just returned with Slim and the Ellerfunk and screems!  He then looks at his jug, shakes his head, puts it down and passes out.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity comes too,  sits up and yells at Sherlene,  are ya sure ya rinsed them jugs out good,  I think the one I had was comtaminated,

(mumbles something about monsters)

[Trinity]

Not one to waste, he downs the last of it but wipes his mouth afterwards.  "Thar!  Them CON-taminininents ain' gonna git me theeus tahm!"

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk hears that Slim is obligated to him and decides that Slim needs to learn to fetch.   The eller-funk demands a cold peanut beer and Slim fetchs him a large cold one.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Next tha Eller-funk decides a game of fetch would be fun.  It picks Slim up and tosses him over by tha barn then says, Now SLim, fetch yerself back here! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

After Slim fetches himself back. "Yeah, Jumbo. Follow me to Silver Creek County. I gotz something I want ta give ta ya." Slim leaves Newbrassssssssssky thread followed by Jumbo.
<Arthur's note: I figgered he needed a name.  >

[Forty Rod]

Somethin' fishy about that guy. I think I used to date his sister.

[Ozark Tracker]

But Slim knows down deep,  when ya name something, it sure is hard to eat him.