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[Ozark Tracker]

I think the sheep herder has done had a hex put on him. probably he's still mad about that time we shot him with the pea shooters.

the dog's a laying over by the barn,  but she don't look like nobody we know, who's missing

[Delmonico]

That was PEE shooters.

The dog could be Gopher Grease, but he was here at work 'bout a half hour ago.   Hand Tub came up from Saint Loooy Sunday and I fed him cheese steak samwhices.    Maybe it's Scattered Thumbs.

[Trinity]

"C'mere Dawg!"  Trinity shouts as he slaps his thigh.  "You an' Monkey do us a show!"

[Ozark Tracker]

If'n that thar's Stoney, you don't reckon he'll be mad at us fer making him do all these shows, if'n he gets changed back again
do ya

[Trinity]

"Nawwww.  Or do ya reckon.  Ah ain' thought 'bout it much.  Say, Stoney!  If'n that's you, d'ya mind daincin' fer us?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Monkey does a little dance, twirls the rope around his head, tips his hat and then kicks Trinity and Ozark in the shins

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes in the house and gets on the coal oil computer and types a letter, then goes back outside. and tells Trinity,  I done sent for the Grand Wizard to check out the monkey,

[Trinity]

" Them wizzards best come a-packin'!  Ah may be from tha south, but Ah don' lahk nary a one of them!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Whoops!  I thank I got a hold of the wrong wizard,  I wanted one of them magic ones

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in and says, "I didn't 'member if ya wanted a wizard or a lizard, so I have it covered.

[Delmonico]

The Wizard Lizard tries to turn Stoney back to himself, but sumthin' goes real wrong.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Tha monkey runs over an bites Delmonico on the buttocks for bringing the Wizard Lizard.  Then the monkey throws up.

[Trinity]

Whoops!  I thank I got a hold of the wrong wizard,  I wanted one of them magic ones

"Oh, they's gonna be some magic PER-fomed when they show up.  Fust ya'll'll see a cloud of smoke an' hair several loud bangs.  When tha smoke settles, ever' one'a dem is gonna be down in tha dirt.  Now tha's what Ah call magic!"

[Trinity]

Delmonico comes in and says, "I didn't 'member if ya wanted a wizard or a lizard, so I have it covered.

"That ain' tha FFG's magical stick, is it??"

Tha monkey runs over an bites Delmonico on the buttocks for bringing the Wizard Lizard.  Then the monkey throws up.

"Shoulda done bit him on tha ear.  That's whar tha sheep marshal bit him a few days ago." 

[Delmonico]

"That ain' tha FFG's magical stick, is it??"

Nope, that ain't a stick that is a wand, he conducts orc-ee-straws when he ain't bein' a wizard.

[Trinity]

"What in tarnation is a wand?"

[Delmonico]

A very expensive stick.

[Forty Rod]

Which one of them wizards is Harry Potter?

[Trinity]

A very expensive stick.

'See!  Tolt ya.  Magical Stick!  Y'ain' gotta fancify it bah callin' it a wand.  Pssshhht!"

Which one of them wizards is Harry Potter?

"Fust daid one on tha lef' "

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Ya know we got carried away in soupin' up The Steam Traction Engine and there is still that cloud hangin' off to the north-east where it exploded.   Perhaps I should shop for a new one."