Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

He gets ready to....................................................................  But he turns around and finds out he's pointed the wrong way.

<Sorry even I couldn't be that mean, why if that horse broke wind at the wrong time it could pop Slim's eyes right out of the sockets.>

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim thinks about what he was about to do,  passes out and falls off the horse in the middle of the front yard.

[Delmonico]

His cat rushes out into the yard and drags him inside.    Delmonico looks at him and says, "well look what the cat drug in."

[Ozark Tracker]

 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Slim as he gets up off the floor, "don't know what they did to ya Slim, but somehow you've changed."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity sees the state that Slim is in and rushes in to try and give him some Recipe.

[Delmonico]

<Author's note: I really felt guilty erasin' Mrs. Slim out of that picture. >

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Author's note: I really felt guilty erasin' Mrs. Slim out of that picture. >

<Arthur's note: Ya should feel guilty! I'z gonna tell her whatcha done.  >

[Delmonico]

<Athors Note:  Should I erase you and make her up? >

[Delmonico]

<Slim's eyes get red with rage.  (See what happens when I have to keep an eye on Lexie while whe eats her cereal.)>

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity spies the Red-Eyed Slim and runs in fear.  Unfortunately he trips over the lever to Delmonico's Time Machine.  There is a sudden scream and a loud crash from behind the barn.  Trinity runs behind the barn to discover Ozark out cold and Sherlene staring at the remains of the Still they was building behind the barn.  The Still has been smashed to smithereens, Trinity thinks that Carrie has come back, but a noise causes him to look and in the distance he sees the retreating form of a rampaging Eller-funk.  It quickly retreats to the No-person land between the threads.

  Trinity looks at Sherlene and says, "We doan wanna tell Dail bout this, he might git real upset!"

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  Maybe Slim can make brats out of this one, if the Healt Dept ever lets him reopen his factory.>

[Sod Buster]

<Authors Note:  Maybe Slim can make brats out of this one, if the Healt Dept ever lets him reopen his factory.>

There's still plenty of Veggie-Brats over at the Sodbuster Township HOOTERS!  Come and get 'em!

[Delmonico]

<We may have to, Slim ain't never gonna get the eller-funk ones done.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Never is a looooooooooong time.  >

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes too.    he sits up and looks over at Del & Sherlene,,,   did any body get the number of that prarie schooner that hit me.

[Trinity]

There's still plenty of Veggie-Brats over at the Sodbuster Township HOOTERS!  Come and get 'em!

<crickets chirping> <silence>

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note, I always hated the sound of crickets chipin', what they do pass a law again it?  I ain't heard them for several years. >

[Trinity]

"Aw raht, aw raht!  What jes happent hair?  Whah ain' tha steel Pro-ducin?  Whar is tha steel?  Shorely you don' mean that flat thang thar is 'posed ta be mah Steel.  Dadgummit!  Now we need ta git another one."

Trinity loads Sherlene and the twins on the buckboard and they head out in the direction of Still site number 42, one of his newer Stills.  

As they pass Slim, Trinity points and says:  "Lookit poor Sleeum.  DON' STARE INTO THA DEVIL AHS!  Just look at him.  He's slimmer than afore!  Poor feller needs a real meal.  Ah'll bet that stranger from tha soddy is gonna come an offer some strange meat made of vegematibles.  We gotta git that new Steel on over hair fast so's you kin cook up some bacon fer him!  ...and me too."

[Ozark Tracker]

I always hear a crickets chirping sound, too many years of driving them diesel tractors,   sounds just like the dead of summer.