Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  He has shut his light off fer the night, we have till tommorow evening to get him in deep.>

Delmonico goes to Slim's shotgun belt and removes the Boomarang Double aught Buckshot and replaces them with regular loads.   He then cleans up the buggy and hitches up the mules.  "Slim, you keep an eye on Trinity with yer Mighty 10, I'm goin' to Dunning to fetch the preacher, the good one from the white church with the steeple, not that rovin' sometimes preacher the sheep herder.  Don't let Trinity slip away."     

"Since you have the fancy shotgun you get to be best man............................................................But don't let it go to yer head."

[Sod Buster]

Yee-Haw!!  A shotgun weddin' !!

Sod Buster runs into town for a shave, haircut, and bath.  Mebbe git some of the lavender scent to sprinkle on Trinity to make him more presentable!!   

[Delmonico]

"Maybe we should buy some yarn so she can make some baby booties."  

"Better grab a couple of boxes of seegars for Trinity to pass out later."

"We need to order some lumber, we'll make the newly-weds a cottage out by still #3."

"Oh there is so much to be done,"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark is sitting and thinking how we came to this conclusion,   less material in the swim suit,   Sherlene's done growed,  :oDell ordered pickles & ice cream,   Slim's got a formal shotgun.   we're a building a cottage  Sod Buster's getting a shave, haircut and bath ,  seegars, booties , 

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  We got all day to weave a web so tight he can't get out of it.  He needs to take rhee-sonse-a-billy-tea fer what has happened,  just like Duke did.>

[Delmonico]

Just in time, Delmonico gets back with the preacher, "everyone get ready and get in yer place, Trinity will most likely log in pretty soon."

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: I sent him a PM tellin' him to come here first, we're waitin' for him.>

[Sod Buster]

Just in time, Delmonico gets back with the preacher, "everyone get ready and get in yer place, Trinity will most likely log in pretty soon."

Sod Buster is back and has the lavender scented toilet water ready to make Trinity smell purdy! 

[Ozark Tracker]

did anybody think to invite Sherlene she might wanta be here

[Delmonico]

"Yeah, she showed up last evenin' I put her up in the guest room.'"

"BTW I bought them train tickets to Omaha fer their honeymoon trip."

[Delmonico]

Ok, start the music, his lite came on.

[Trinity]

  "Naw Naw Naw!!!!"

[Delmonico]

Slim get the shotgun.

[Trinity]

"Ol' Sherlene ain' wif chile!  She's jus' bigger than that woman in yer swimmin' outfit pictures!  D'ya wan' me ta drawr ya a picture.  SHE AIN' WIF CHILE!!!!!!!!!"

[Delmonico]

"Tain't what she or the doctor says."

[Trinity]

"Tain't what she or the doctor says."

"She works down to Mrs. Collin'wood's.  Tha diddy kin be anybody.  Mahght even be Ozark!  'Sides, she's always trahin' ta git her paws on me.  Who is tha doctor?  Prolly paid him ta say that.  It weren't me!"

[Delmonico]

The yaller dog Duke comes in, sniffs Trinity, sniffs Sherleen and wags his tail.  "See Trinity, the lab test confirms it."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity,  I did hear the  doc talking to Del and he did mention twins 

[Delmonico]

"did I ferget to tell him that?"

[Trinity]

"They maght be tweeuns what Ah was reee-ferrin' to earlier, but not babies!"