Newbrassky

[Trinity]

"Dail's gonna be mad when he kain' fahnd his caterlog, OT.  Say, ya wanna buy a pocket knife?"

[Ozark Tracker]

wal he's been a running around sa much,  I hired us of couple of ms collinswoods girls to come out and take car of us,  I found a couple that can cook too.

I did leave him a copy fer this year

[Trinity]

"Which one kin cook?  She must be new!  Wail... less go an' trah her, uh... tha food out!"

[Trinity]

Trinity and Ozark sit down to a meal prepared by Loribelle of fried chicken, chicken-fried chicken, chicken fingers, chicken wings,  mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, fried corn, fried potatoes, gravy, fried potato pancakes, fried corn pancakes, creamed corn, gravy, corn pudding, baked potatoes, corn patties, corn cobbler, gravy, tater tots, eggs, gravy, bacon and on the side: biscuits and gravy.

[Ozark Tracker]

after eating about an hour & half, Trinity and Ozark push back from the table, move onto the porch and prop their feet up,  Loribelle and Flossy come outside and talk about what they can cook for breakfast as they give Trinity and Ozark a massage.

Now this is the life Trinity,

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in from the workshop, sees feathers all over the yard, sees Ozark and Trinity eatin' chicken and says, "Slim is gonna be upset when he goes to gather eggs in the mornin."

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, wakes up from his nap,  Trinity, have ya seen or heard any of Slim's chickens lately,  where da ya reckon them girls got the chicken we was eating

I ain't seen  Frankenbird either, 

but I don't remember eating anythng that looked like him.  and I'm sure we'd remember that.

[Trinity]

"Naw, Ah ain' heered Sleeum's chicken's neither, but ol' frankenbird is over in tha corner yonder.  He done drunked hisself ta sleep.

Flossie, Loribelle?  Kin we have sausage tomorry also?  Ah like patties AN' links.  Don' fergit tha sausage gravy!"

Suddenly, Trinity body shuts down to begin the digestion process.  He begins to snore very loudly.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes back to his workshop.

[Chance]

Loribelle and Flossie wonder where they will get the skins for the chicken sausage. Then Loribelle remembers that Goldberg's Emporium just received a shipment of them fancy silk stockings from back East.
Sausages might be a bit thick, but that should suit Trinity just fine.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Arthurs Note< Nylons will not be available until approximately 1938>

[Chance]

OK, Arthur, I forgot the time machine wasn't working. Post amended.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

OK, Arthur, I forgot the time machine wasn't working. Post amended.

It might be, it was in Del's shop last we saw it!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico fixes the time machine and tests it by sendin' Tom back to the Ice Age wearin' his summer clothes.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico realizes his mistake and puts some winter clothes to send to Tom in 12,000 BC, then just afore he sends it, he goes in and gets the 8 gauge Rigby Ellerfunk gun he had shipped to him when he found the Mammouth tusk last year.   "Tom can most likey use this back there in the Ice Age, Newbrassky used to be thick with Ellerfunks."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Tom gets the delivery and goes on a huntin expydition with the elerfunk gun.  He loads several Mammoths into the time machine an sends em back to tha Ranch so Del can cut em up an smoke em before winter.   

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, who is just walking by Del's shop out to the barn,  hears an little pop'n and cracking and about that time an elerfunk explodes out the door of the workshop.

Hey Del,  Ozark yells,  yer elerfunk done got loose and goes on out to the barn.

[Delmonico]

"That durn Tom only stunned it."   Delmonico brings him back to finishe the job.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

By the time the Time machine retrieves Tom, the ellerfunk has met Trinity an Trinity has adopted it as one of his pets.  With a crackle and a pop Tom's steps out of the past into the yard at the Ranch With No Name prepared to finish off the ramapaging ellerfunk.  Trinity says now Elmer, his name for the ellerfunk, sit!  Unfortunately Elmer sits on one of Slims chickens.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks and says, "I didn't know on of them survived supper last night."