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[Trinity]

"Mmmmph mmph mph mmmmmph!" Complains Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey comes draggin a jug toward Trinity,  he sits it close,  goes out and gets a cattail stem, breaks off the end and sticks it in the jug, takes his hand and picks at the bandages till he can see Trinitys mouth and sticks the stem from the jug in his mouth.

[Trinity]

Trinity sighs in relief.  He had been concerned that Delmonico glued his right cheek onto the back of his hand, but with a taste of his recipe, it didn't matter anymore.

[Forty Rod]

This thread is soooo relaxing.

(How relaxing is it?)

It's so relaxing I can read it and feel my IQ drop by fifty percent (and I can relax until morning when it comes back to genius level.)

[Delmonico]

The doctor tells me if I post here every day he ain't gonna have to give me that lobotomy.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Marshal harpoluke]

The doctor tells me if I post here every day he ain't gonna have to give me that lobotomy.

Dell it Ain't possible to do a Lobatomity on a person wit No brains.

You've been associationg with the Scarcrowe again.

heh,Heh,HEH!

[Delmonico]

If I ever have my head worked on I'll have the Doc make me coppies ta show ya I do have them.  We all know now I have guts.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico decides that doin' a battle of wits with a sheepherder is more unfair than to shoot one in the back, so he heads to his workshop again. Along the way he thinks," Hmmm, line them up in a line, shoot the last one in the back, how many will it go through?  Might be an interestin' 'spearmint to save ammo."

[Forty Rod]

Del, why would you want another lobotomy?

[Delmonico]

Like every time they fix sumthin' on me, it growed back.

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  Don't post to fast, the sheepherder is tryin' to read it and we'll get so far ahead of him he'll post it in the wrong thread and blame the webmaster.>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico wakes up in his workshop with a bump on his head and some strange lookin' horseless carriages piled out side.   A dead crawdad is layin' on the dashboard of one of them, a shiny bright hunk of metal proclaims "Vega", meaning a small bright star.  Delmonico is confussed.

[Camille Eonich]

Tom does good work and MAN is he fast!   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico decides not to try to figger out what happened, but instead he goes back to work on his project, he now has more raw material to work with.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"He sure does, Red-haired Stranger." 

[Camille Eonich]

"Where did that voice come from?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"The disembodied voice?"

[Camille Eonich]

"Dismboweled...what the heck?"

[Delmonico]

This one?