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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6880 on:** June 27, 2006, 07:26:32 PM »

well you know they's some holes can be patched, some holes can't be fixed so easy. they can be filled but they's always a little hole left.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #6881 on:** June 28, 2006, 05:08:11 AM »

Hey Ozark ya seen tha size a tha holes in Trinity clothes, a little bit iz all thet holds em tagether

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6882 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:54:59 AM »

Tom, it's done come to the point that his patches need patches.

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Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #6883 on:** June 28, 2006, 09:48:46 AM »

Dawg gone dust

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6884 on:** June 28, 2006, 09:55:15 AM »

Slim drives the wagon towards the Dismal. They get there and cut a wagonload. They drive back to the ranch and unload the wood next ta the Steam engine.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6885 on:** June 28, 2006, 10:05:45 AM »

Trinity who has grown bored with the wood cutting takes some of the sap running out of the green wood and uses it to glue the holes in his clothes closed. with one hand stuck to his forehead we all walk up to the porch for some lemonade.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6886 on:** June 28, 2006, 10:28:36 AM »

Slim goes into the kitchen and comes back with a bucket of wasser. He throws the wasser on Trinity's head. "That might help git yer hand offa yer forehead."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #6887 on:** June 28, 2006, 10:51:25 AM »

Trinity passes out when he sees the water coming toward him thinking it's time for his yearly bath!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6888 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:19:43 PM »

well that was kinda of a double task completed, you might call it a multi task,, that's a good word, I bet someday, people use it to describe doing a couple of things at the same time, mult tasking. yep.

Trinity · « **Reply #6889 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:01:28 PM »

Trinity lay passed out on the floor of the porch in a pool of muddy water with his hand is still stuck to his forehead.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6890 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:05:38 PM »

the monkey comes walking along, sees Trinity laying on the porch, picks up a hand ful of dust. sprinkles it all over Trinitys face

Delmonico · « **Reply #6891 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:10:45 PM »

Feeling sorry cause they all is so mean to Trinity, Delmonico goes down to The Tall Tales Lost and found and gets his can of turpintine and pours it all over Trinity's hand and forehead, releasing him.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6892 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:13:40 PM »

Slim strikes a Lucifer...

Delmonico · « **Reply #6893 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:14:39 PM »

Delmonico takes off his clothes to dance naked.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6894 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:26:51 PM »

The Lucifer burns Slim's fingers and he drops it.

Trinity · « **Reply #6895 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:50:17 PM »

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6896 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:53:32 PM »

"Sorry Trinity!"

Forty Rod · « **Reply #6897 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:56:57 PM »

Betcha ol' Trinity is glad he wasn't pickin' his nose when he got stuck, or scratchin his...uh, his...uh...BUTT!

Trinity · « **Reply #6898 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:03:18 PM »

Glad to have his hand free, but in pain, Trinity slides off of the porch and cawls underneath. A hand reappears and retrieves a patch of skin left behind then disappears again under the porch. Feably, he answers "No prollem Sleeeum... Ah'll be awright... Shaw is glad Ah weren't scatchin' mahsef wif that sap on mah hands!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6899 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:25:58 PM »

Delmonico says. "What about me I got my <censored> burnt."

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