Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinty's mess and calls out a crew to build a steel bridge.

[Trinity]

"Whah don' nobody ever lahk what Ah build!??   Do Ah still git tha whiskey??"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "of course not."

[Trinity]

"Ah done he'ped fix tha bridge as requested.  Ah DESERVE tha whiskey!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico ignores Trinity, because he now has his Steam Traction Engine back upright and level.     Lookin' off across the prairie he spies a racoon, he drops the Threashin' Machine off the Draw bar and throws in three big shovel fulls of coal and lests out the clutch, it's F.R.I.S.B.E.E. time again.

[Sod Buster]

"Whah don' nobody ever lahk what Ah build!??   Do Ah still git tha whiskey??"

Nope.  Yer efforts were substandard.  Del's bridge is much better.  He has earned the prize.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Is the wheat is Newbrasssssssky ready fer threshin' already? Wiscoooooooonsin wheat ain't no wheres ready yet.>

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  Just startin' I think Texas and Oklahome shoud be about done, Kansas should be going full bore, they'll make it up yer way when it's done down here.  The custom harvester I know was loadin up the last weekend in May when I went by.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: The wheat field 'round the house are awful weedy this year; more yellar than green. If I 'member right, it should be at least another month 'fore the threshin' starts.>

Slim rides in from the northeast and sees a BIG cloud of black smoke. "Del must be playing with his traction engine, agin." 

[Ozark Tracker]

When I row cropped farm in Oklahoma, we always were going on our wheat by June 10th even if it was a wet year and took a while to ripen.  and then go as many hours a day as possible.

Who ever sang that song about " I seen sunny days I thought would never end."  I thought he must have driven a combine berfore.

[DArchangel]

Who IS that UGLY old woman in Delmonico's avitar??? Thats too sick even for Duck Bill Hickcock!!!

[Trinity]

Who IS that UGLY old woman in Delmonico's avitar??? Thats too sick even for Duck Bill Hickcock!!!

"Psst.  Ah wanned ta say tha same thang, but we gotta ate 'roun' hair... an' it would be best without castor earl"

[Forty Rod]

Wouldn't that be a neat alias?

Castor Earl.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

That alias would be right up Del's alley! 

[Trinity]

Nope.  Yer efforts were substandard.  Del's bridge is much better.  He has earned the prize.

"That jus' ain' fair!"

[Sod Buster]

"That jus' ain' fair!"

You are allowed a make-up project for extra credit.  Make something useful and do a good job.

[Ozark Tracker]

but we know Trinity, off he heads to the race track and in the middle of the track the no name swimming hole.  It's a hot afternoon  and Trinity strips down to his skivys and off he runs to cool off a little

[Marshal harpoluke]

but we know Trinity, off he heads to the race track and in the middle of the track the no name swimming hole.  It's a hot afternoon  and Trinity strips down to his skivys and off he runs to cool off a little

  LOL

Kinda reminds Ya of the 'Excruciating Pain' senario!

LOL

[Trinity]

<<Arthur's note: Ouch!>>

Trinity jumps, but luckily the large fish leaps out of the water at the same time, and is met by Trinity in the air and is squashed between the stalagmite and Trinity.  Trinity slides off of the slippery guts into the pond, never aware of the danger that almost befell his colon.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity climbs back on the bank, mumbling to hisself, dang fish, like to have knocked me outa the pond.