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[Delmonico]

Delmonico checks and sees Cammie's light is out and comes out, "whew, she sure gets upset about skinnin' cats, if she's up to the pee shooter part we're gonna be in trouble, I better work all night on my new invention."   Delmonico goes out and goes into the workshop.

[Camille Eonich]

Del's in the workshop?!  It ain't safe in there.  I'm just gonna sit out here and wait until he comes back out.


Camille sits down in the shade with her back against the tree and one hand on her rifle the other on the horseshoe that she sat down on the ground next to her.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes out to the porch with coffee and grub. He spies a red-haired lady sittin' on the ground against a cottonwood starin' at the barn. "Ma'am do you want some coffee and grub while yer waitin'?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico checks and sees Cammie's light is out and comes out, "whew, she sure gets upset about skinnin' cats, if she's up to the pee shooter part we're gonna be in trouble, I better work all night on my new invention."   Delmonico goes out and goes into the workshop.

LOL

Marshal, N Da Sheep, finally stop laughing, regain their composure, N continue Glassing the Ranch With No Name.

Marshall sends urgent telegraph to 'PePe' in Paris France, saying theres a New Redhead in Dells life

(Marshalls note this is one of the more interesting threads)

"Where else can Ya get a cup of Coffee, flapjacks, and a Show?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

LOL

Marshal, N Da Sheep, finally stop laughing, regain their composure, N continue Glassing the Ranch With No Name.

Marshall sends urgent telegraph to 'PePe' in Paris France, saying theres a New Redhead in Dells life

(Marshalls note this is one of the more interesting threads)

"Where else can Ya get a cup of Coffee, flapjacks, and a Show?"

'PePe' , sends Marshall message, "Am on My way (Stop), bringing parsel of 'lil' Stinkers' (Stop),

Hope this dosn't raise Too big a Stink."

"Heh, Heh. HEH!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

PePe' Arrives,

with the 'little' ones, N a large can of Calcium Carbonate, and a large White Flag.

Go's into the Barn N dumps CC into the Mule trough, the 'little' ones Spraint the Barn to give it "that Special Sent".    

Then leaves the White Flag N leaves.

Trinity steps into the Barn lookin fer some fresh 'Squeezings', Say's, " What's that smell?"

Dosn't knotice the Acetlin fumes N lights off His Cigar:    NOooooooo!! 



KABOOM!








LOL

Marshall N Da Sheep roll on Ground with Lauhter.

"Is this Civit Cat's Revenge?"

[Arcey]

Marshall N Da Sheep roll on Ground..........

Doan even want a mental pitcher ah that...................

[Marshal harpoluke]

Doan even want a mental pitcher ah that...................

Not that kinda roll,  LOL.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks out a crack in the workshop and sees Cammie, He slips out his secret tunnel and to the Dismal River with his new invention, a cat skinnin' attachement fer his steam traction engine.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks out onto the porch, yawns and stretches.  "What's goin' on hair?"  Seeing OT, he says: "Thanks fer 'mindin' me 'bout tha potted meat trick.  Ah done et a can fer dinner las' night an' slep' wif it plastered acrosst mah eyes an' it worked!"

With a loud "Thock" he opens up another jug and drinks.

[Ozark Tracker]

I thought that'd cure it.

I was down to the racing pond this afternoon and they was wild west show stopped there to water.  they was this gal said she knew youi when you was younger and was a trying to find ya.  I told her to ask around up at dunning so's I could give you a little warning.  she sent along a picture to show ya if'n I seen ya.

what's the story with her.

[Sod Buster]

I thought that'd cure it.

I was down to the racing pond this afternoon and they was wild west show stopped there to water.  they was this gal said she knew youi when you was younger and was a trying to find ya.  I told her to ask around up at dunning so's I could give you a little warning.  she sent along a picture to show ya if'n I seen ya.

what's the story with her.

It looks to me like that girl is planning a shotgun weddin!  RUN TRINITY RUN!!

<author's note:  Sod Buster forgot Trinity don't do "running".  He takes life reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaalllllll sloooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww>

[Marshal harpoluke]

do looks out a crack in the workshop and sees Cammie, He slips out his secret tunnel and to the Dismal River with his new invention, a cat skinnin' attachement fer his steam traction engine.

Marshall Sees Dels escape an notes the tunnel.

Wonders What Cammy will do to Him when She catches Em.

[Trinity]

"Uh Oh!  Is she still caryin' that thang!?  Ah'da thought she'da fergotten bout that little inceeden'.  Ya see, it done happent some fifteen year ago.  She was a strappin' young lady an' was plannin' ta git married ta tha local shurf an' mah best frien', Clem.  Clem, he weren't never too smart, but back east shurfin ain' dangerous a'tall, so she figgered she had a good lahf afore her.  Clem asked me ta make tha likker fer tha weddin', so Ah set out ta make tha best batch Ah ever done made.  It was a trial, ya see?  A mixture of grain an' cone an' fruit squeezin's!  Wail, sin' it were somethin' Ah ain' never did afore, ever' jug were just a mite different an' ended up bein' a batch all by its own self. 

Come weddin' day Ah wen' ta passin' tha jugs out after the nuptools an' ever'body commenced ta drankin.  It weren' but a half hour later an' her hayer done completely fail out, all but two little sprigs right smack on top!  Clem, he went ta laughin' which started ever'body ails ta laughin' too.  Ol' Brandy Lee <<aside>> Thass her name <<>> was a-ballin' her haid off, but she had fahr in her eyes.  She were cryin', but angry at tha same time.  It was kinda lahk watchin' a snowstorm in hail!  It skeert me good!

Clem, he were a mite snookered too, but in a differn' way.  He got himself a bad case of tha "squeezin's glasses" <<aside>>Tha's what we callt it when a feller would drank an' git interested in a homely girl, hee hee<<>>  Wail, he heard ol' Prudence Ailkin's ol' mule laugh an' ran over an' grabbed her an' kissed her square on tha mouth!  He even cut his tongue an' upper lip on her buck teef!.  Ya kin' imagine that jus' chapped ol' Brandy Lee's hide.  She were powerful angry an' amongst all tha folk at tha weddin' her glowin' raid eyes foun' me.  She wen' over an grabbed up tha preacherman's shotgun <<Aside>> Oh no, it weren' that kahnda weddin'.  Tha preacherman jus' carries it to ever' weddin', jus' in case <<>>.  She grabbed up his shotgun an' started right t'wards me.  Ah started runnin'  <<Aside>> Yer right Sod Buster. <<>>  Ah actually mosied away an' kep' moseyin'!  Luckily none of us take ta over ex-ertion up in them mountains, so she jus' kinda mosied after me.  Ah jus' mosied faster.  Wail, she almost foun' me a few tahms, but Ah managed ta eeee-lude her by some kinda luck, which Ah ain' figgered out yet!" 

Trinity looks at the picture again.  "That wig don' look half bad, ya know?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

"Uh Oh!  Is she still caryin' that thang!?  Ah'da thought she'da fergotten bout that little inceeden'.  Ya see, it done happent some fifteen year ago.  She was a strappin' young lady an' was plannin' ta git married ta tha local shurf an' mah bet frien', Clem.  Clem, he weren't never too smart, but back east shurfin ain' dangerous a'tall, so she figgered she had a good lahf afore her.  Clem asked me ta make tha likker fer tha weddin', so Ah set out ta make tha best batch Ah ever done made.  It was a trial, ya see?  A mixture of grain an' cone an' fruit squeezin's!  Wail, sin' it were somethin' Ah ain' never did afore, ever' jug were just a mite different an' ended up bein' a batch all by its own self. 

Come weddin' day Ah wen' ta passin' tha jugs out after the nuptools an' ever'body commenced ta drankin.  It weren' but a half hour later an' her hayer done completely fail out, all but two little sprigs right smack on top!  Clem, he went ta laughin' which started ever'body ails ta laughin' too.  Ol' Brandy Lee <<aside>> Thass her name <<>> was a-ballin' her haid off, but she had fahr in her eyes.  She were cryin', but angry at tha same time.  It was kinda lahk watchin' a snowstorm in hail!  It skeert me good!

Clem, he were a mite snookered too, but in a differn' way.  He got himself a bad case of tha "squeezin's glasses" <<aside>>Tha's what we callt it when a feller would drank an' git interested in a homely girl, hee hee<<>>  Wail, he heard ol' Prudence Ailkin's ol' mule laugh an' ran over an' grabbed her an' kissed her square on tha mouth!  He even cut his tongue an' upper lip on her buck teef!.  Ya kin' imagine that jus' chapped ol' Brandy Lee's hide.  She were powerful angry an' amongst all tha folk at tha weddin' her glowin' raid eyes foun' me.  She wen' over an grabbed up tha preacherman's shotgun <<Aside>> Oh no, it weren' that kahnda weddin'.  Tha preacherman jus' carries it to ever' weddin', jus' in case <<>>.  She grabbed up his shotgun an' started right t'wards me.  Ah started runnin'  <<Aside>> Yer right Sod Buster. <<>>  Ah actually mosied away an' kep' moseyin'!  Luckily none of us take ta over ex-ertion up in them mountains, so she jus' kinda mosied after me.  Ah jus' mosied faster.  Wail, she almost foun' me a few tahms, but Ah managed ta eeee-lude her by some kinda luck, which Ah ain' figgered out yet!" 

Trinity looks at the picture again.  "That wig don' look half bad, ya know?"

Looks like We may have a "Formal" weddin,  White Shotgun.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Marshal sends telegraph to Delmonico, "When is Sadie Hawkins Day?" Stop

[Trinity]

With the memory of Clem's wedding still fresh in his mind, Trinity wakes up early and heads out to the stills with a cartload of strawberries.

[Sod Buster]

With the memory of Clem's wedding still fresh in his mind, Trinity wakes up early and heads out to the stills with a cartload of strawberries.

Strawberry Squeezins?

[Trinity]

"That thar looks lahk some kanda fruity drank tha wimmin lahk ta drank.  When ah'm done with strawberry squeezins, they ain' raid no more.  It ain' purdy, but tastes good!"

[Ozark Tracker]

I thank he's a making that special for Sadie Hawkins day,  whenever it might be??