Newbrassky

Ozark Tracker · May 28, 2006, 08:13:40 PM

look here Trinity, we could put nother lever or 2 on here and Del'd think he forgot what they was for

Trinity · May 29, 2006, 08:38:04 AM

"Ah done turnt all tha knobs an' pushed all tha levers, but nuthin' happened. May as well add some more."

Marshal harpoluke · May 30, 2006, 05:48:49 AM

Quote from: Trinity on May 29, 2006, 08:38:04 AM
"Ah done turnt all tha knobs an' pushed all tha levers, but nuthin' happened. May as well add some more."

Marshall's Whos been a Glassin, saddles up Da Sheep, N rides down to get a colser look.

Delmonico · May 30, 2006, 08:56:25 AM

Delmonico got back to the ranch last night. After breakfast he heads out to the barn, along the way he see's the sheep herder and expects sheep, 10 gauge and dy-no-might and nuthing new or original or even funny soon.

He goes on out to the barn workshop and unlocks it, he goes past the dummy invention, the one with the fake levers and knops. He notices a couple extra levers added and knows they found the key he left out in the open.

He opens a secret panel on the work bench, sets the real invention on the bench and goes to work.

Lucky Irish Tom · May 30, 2006, 11:36:14 AM

Del's Irish Stew recipe is a big hit and becomes one of the top menu items at Tom's Pub. Tom saves a bowl of it for Trinity since he knows how much he likes good stew!

Trinity · May 30, 2006, 06:14:46 PM

Hearing Irish Tom offer him stew, Trinity says: "Shore, ah'd love ta git stewed! What'll it be a bottle of home brew or one of yer bottles from tha homeland?"

Delmonico · May 30, 2006, 06:20:23 PM

Delmonico comes in to the Newbrassky thread from the Lost and Found thread, with his can of turpintine and a rag and turpintines Trinity like a stray cat.

Trinity · May 30, 2006, 06:22:16 PM

"Whew! That's a mite tart, Dail. Did ya leave it in tha mash kettle too long. Don' know if'n Ah'd advise anybody ta drank that stuff!"

Delmonico · May 30, 2006, 06:53:32 PM

Delmonico hides his new invention from pryin' eyes and heads to the house to fix supper. Trinity had fould some orange juice, and has mixed in some of the pomy-granite syrup and is drinkin' Turpintine Sunrises.

Trinity · May 30, 2006, 07:02:17 PM

After only three sips, Trinity is now blind. But that doesn't stop him. He continues to drink.

Ozark Tracker · May 30, 2006, 07:34:46 PM

I think potted meat can cure that, if'n yoiu eat some soon enought

Delmonico · May 30, 2006, 07:37:04 PM

Delmonico just goes down to the Dismal and cuts a willow sapling. He removes the branches and paints it white and gives it to Trinity.

Marshal harpoluke · May 31, 2006, 11:43:31 AM

Dell n Trinity didn't knotice that Marshall had put some 'additives' into the brew. ie, ammonia, n Iodine crystals.

Trinity turns blue, splashes mixture all over the workshop. As it dries the stuff goes off, leaving clouds of purple smoke,

Sheep bites willow switch in two, Kisses Dell, Who is now purple with rage.

Marshal says, "Dell You gunna have a stroke if'in Ya don't look out".

Looks a Trinity N Dell, Says, "You'ts should start a Minstrial Show".

"Da Yankee's would love Ya".

LOL

Delmonico · May 31, 2006, 12:59:28 PM

Delmonico again decides that the sheepman doesn't exist and goes on with his work. (He must be eatin' them one catus down there again a 'luuce-in-ate-in' again, so sad.")

Marshal harpoluke · May 31, 2006, 04:41:48 PM

Nopales' Dell?

Here Ah is, Right behind You.

Delmonico · May 31, 2006, 06:52:45 PM

Wrong cacti, smaller, rounder

(I hates someone ya have to 'splain jokes to.

)

Ozark Tracker · May 31, 2006, 07:02:01 PM

Ozark, who is sitting on the porch watches Trinity who is blue come running out of the shop

as soon as he hits the air, a purple smoke comes off him and he is slaping at the purple smoke. Del keeps turning around looking for somthing,

they sure are acting strange even for around here.

Delmonico · May 31, 2006, 07:51:09 PM

Delmonico locks the shop and comes up to the porch, "If Cammie comes by tell her I went to another forum, sumthin' 'bout she don't like us findin' out another way to skin a cat."

He then hides in his room.

Camille Eonich · May 31, 2006, 07:57:53 PM

Camille stomps in.

Where in the hell did Del run off to now? I stopped in earlier in the thread and read something about a super pee shooter and then I fast forwarded and he's gone.

Did he piss his life away?

Ozark Tracker · May 31, 2006, 08:42:04 PM

Did he piss his life away?

Ozark comes out on the porch and tells Cammie, Ole Del just left. Marshall Will from Californy came by and Del Grabbed his gold colored helmet and off they went.

said something about going to litl roosterville. we just got a telytype from near Kansas City.