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[Trinity]

"Orrrrr.... ya could put a fuse in it, light it an' throw it.  It'll deee-stroy whatever ya throw it at an' leave a pleasant scent bee-hind." 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "use it on sheep, I can smell them again."

[Trinity]

"Dail, kin ya make us sheeps cheese?  Ah wan' me some, it's been a whal.  Then Ah'll light up a O-range bomb. "

[Delmonico]

"You's got's to milk them I ain't touchin' them."

[Marshal harpoluke]

"You's got's to milk them I ain't touchin' them."

Bru.....k, Braw  uu..k, Bruck!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hears, the familar cluck of the sheep herder outside the kitchen window, "Delmonico says, "If anyone besides the sheep herder wants me to use my hands fer kneadin' dough after touchin' a sheep let me know."  

He then remembers sumthin, "hey sheepherder, just to show you there are know hard feelin' because of the life ya chose being a no good, low down, rotten, hated, worthless, smelly sheep herder, I left you a present outside the kitchen window a couple of weeks ago, some ammo fer the little bitty, whimpy, hardly dagerous 22 WCF carbine."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico hears, the familar cluck of the sheep herder outside the kitchen window, "Delmonico says, "If anyone besides the sheep herder wants me to use my hands fer kneadin' dough after touchin' a sheep let me know."  

He then remembers sumthin, "hey sheepherder, just to show you there are know hard feelin' because of the life ya chose being a no good, low down, rotten, hated, worthless, smelly sheep herder, I left you a present outside the kitchen window a couple of weeks ago, some ammo fer the little bitty, whimpy, hardly dagerous 22 WCF carbine."

LOL.

"Why Del, Ah didn't knowd Yeh cared. ,Flattery will get Ya nowwhere.   You must be watching them funnyboy Sheephearders.  Sorry  Ah is attracted to wimmin.    Ah know dis is the 1800's, even cosies washed their hands now N then ,  cheeze was usally made the day before, giving  You a chance to Bathe before cooking anything.   Since Yer bragging bout the fact you have Hot N Cold running water, Whats the problem?  Like Trinity can't find the bathtub? (Inquiring minds wan'ts to know)

The offer of the ammo nice.

I'm touched, not enough to say thank you, but I'm touched.

Unfortunatly Ah don't have a 22WCF rifle, Mine is in 45/70.  Browning BCPS, and the shotgun is an origanal 1901 Winchester in 10ga.

Ah left a little present fer Ya, when You lites da stove it goes 'Poof', now You can be a star on the Minstral Show.   

You can cook N serve dinner, an have a show too.    

LoL.



P.S.  Da Sheep blow Ya a Kiss. 

XXX

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  Everyone but sheep herders knows it takes more that hot soap and water to remove the smell of sheep. As fer that carbine you's carry when ya window peek, the hole in the end is to small, has to be a 22WCF.   Don't make no differance if ya like winnin, wimmin have to like you. >

[Ozark Tracker]

We like our women just a little on the trashy side,  Ozark and Trinity sing while passing the O-range bomb back and forth.

[Delmonico]

We like our women just a little on the trashy side, 

<Authors note: that is the key to this, the words would be "wimmin who are very, extremely, nuthin' but trasy like sheepherders, if'n they can get nuthin' else and the sheep herder has lots of money to pay." >

[Trinity]

"Ah'll milk that thang.  Please don' touch it if'n yer gonna be makin' more cimanon buns!"

Trinity starts milking the first ewe he sees and begins to milk.   While working, he sings to himself:

"Well I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style,
yeah my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me;
It was debutantes and symphonies,
But I like my music and I like my women wild.

yeah...I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
gets me excited, leaves me feelin confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

You shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said, "Pardon us, son, but that ain't no kid;
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig".
I said, "I know it dad aint she cool?,
That's the kind I dig."

I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
gets me excited, leaves me confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

I like them sweet I like em with a heart of gold
yeah I like em brassey I like em wrestlen bold
they say oppisites attract nah I dont agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me

yeah I like my women just a lil on the trashey side
yeah I like my women just a lil on the trashey side"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark starts humming along and gets his jew harp outa his pocket and starts a twanging. That'ns one of ma favorite happy songs.

Authors note(  when I was a bailbonds man I did my own bounty hunting, one night I danced a gal around the floor 2 or 3 times then out the back door to that song.  put the handcuffs on her and off to jail to turn her in, I doubt it's one of her favorite)

[Sod Buster]

Trinity's girlfriend:

[Trinity]

"Sherlene!  What are ya doin' here?  Did Mrs. Collin'wood let ya have tha night off?"

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: What scares me is my wife also likes that song.>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets up early and fixes him some breakfast, he then saddles his mule Reuben and rides off.

[Trinity]

Trinity goes into the kitchen to round up some food.  He finds no breakfast left, but finds a ham in the ice box and some bread.  He adds a can of potted meat and devours his sandwich.

[Delmonico]

By dark Delmonico has not retured to the ranch.

[Trinity]

Trinity finishes picking his teeth and looks up to notice that it is dark outside.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes a walking in from the barn and tells Trinity, I don't think Slim gathered the eggs the last few days, you want some fried?   we got a few dozen.