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Delmonico

#6400
May 15, 2006, 06:27:56 PM
The noise from Trinity is so loud that Slim takes and puts the plug right into Trinity's..................
........................................................... hole under his nose. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#6401
May 15, 2006, 06:33:06 PM
<<Arthur's note:  A brand NEW and never before used plug!!!!!!>>

<<Arthur's note 2:  If you ask some folks... ain' no difference twixt that hole an' tha other!  ;D ;D ;D>>
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#6402
May 15, 2006, 06:41:03 PM
<Author's note, no that durn Slim used Jolly Jumpers plug. ::)>
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#6403
May 15, 2006, 06:48:36 PM
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"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#6404
May 15, 2006, 07:30:55 PM
When Slim gets back to the construction site, Delmonico looks at him and says, "Now you'll have to boil that plug afore the next race." ::) ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

#6405
May 15, 2006, 08:13:51 PM
Ozark drives the wagon out by the barn, unhitches and feeds the mules and comes up to the porch and see Trinity a laying in the hamock with his hands shackled,  thinking that somebody else had done this to him, he cuts him a loose, having been a laying there with that thing in his mouth, he spits it out and says whar's the jug, so they go in the house and find a full one.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#6406
May 15, 2006, 08:36:58 PM
Trinity drinks the entire jug in what seems to be one swallow.  He looks up at OT and asks: "Warsh Mishh Sherl- *hic* Mishh Sherl- *hic* Mishh Sherlene!?  That weren't no fun attall!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#6407
May 15, 2006, 08:46:06 PM
I think them gals was going to walk down to Del's new store and see if'n  he had any sasperella sodas, they should be back in a few minutes, they said all the rest of the girls and ms collinwoods would be hear bout sundown to have a great big victory party for you a winning the race. said they had made a potted meat statue of you in you racing outfit to celebrate
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

#6408
May 15, 2006, 08:50:45 PM
"Bout sundown slim and Delmonico finish the store/post office.  Delmonico hangs the sign he had made in Dunning. 

Delmonico P.O.

Dry Goods and Groceries
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

#6409
May 15, 2006, 08:59:02 PM
Ozark walks out on the porch to see if he can see where the girals are and see Del and Slim hanging a sign, he walks back into the house and tells Trinity,  Del must be mad at something, he done hung a sign says,  Delmonicos  P O' ed
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Lucky Irish Tom

#6410
May 16, 2006, 07:17:52 AM
Irish rides up and sees the new Post Office and General Store that Del and Slim built. That's a good idea Del now Slim will have someplace to buy a potato next time he eats something with your hot sauce on it!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Delmonico

#6411
May 16, 2006, 09:04:43 AM
Delmonico says, "Slim needs to toughen up." ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

#6412
May 16, 2006, 10:28:13 AM
Ozark is sitting on the front porch reading the Kansas city paper that somebody had carried home from the races Sunday, he tells Trinity that Del is going to have a lot of people coming to his store from now on, they should be a way we could make a little money offn this ,
   he lays the paper down except for one page of the for Items for Sale
he folds it and puts it in his pocket and heads out to the barn to saddle up Dynamite and heads to town in a hurry. gotta get to the telpraph office.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Stoney Pete

#6413
May 16, 2006, 11:10:36 AM
Stoney see OT put the paper in his pocket and ride outta the ranch like a man on a mission.  "Wonder what he's up to." 

Stoney sees the plug from trinity's mouth on the floor and since he know where that came from, decides to open a fresh jug.

Seein' the new PO and general store, Pete gets to thinking this ranch may need a jail and a sherrif.  Not the kind of law provided by that sheep lovin' Marshal neither.

Thant's enough thinkng for now.

Stoney take another pull from the jug and concentrates on that warm feeling that is moving throughout his body.  As he drifts off to sleep the name "Sherrif Stoney" crosses his lips.  Then a song from nowhere runs through his muddled mind as sleep takes him.

Stoney's Roundup
Right here every day
Stoney's  Roundup
come on, it's time to play
There's Slim, the yodeling cowboy
(yo-de-la, you-de-la, yo-de-la)
Bullseye, he's Stoney's horse
(grrr...he's a smart one)
Del the old prospector
and Stoney the man himself
of course
It's time for Stoney's Roundup
He's the very best
He's the rootinest tootinest cowboy
in the wild wild west

Stoney's Roundup
Come on, gather round
Stoney's Roundup
Where nobody wears a frown
Bad guys go running
Whenever he's in town
He's the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest, hootinest cowboy around
Stoney's Roundup


If it can't be nice, eaten, make money, create comfort or provide real pleasure.........kill it or trade it in on new one!

Ozark Tracker

#6414
May 16, 2006, 12:41:43 PM
Ozark gets tothe telgraphy office and runs in telling the operator take a message,  Bailey Circus, Kansas City, Mo.  will take advertised merchadise (stop)  gold coin has been transfered to your bank. send complete with feed (stop)  ship to Ozark Tracker, Dunning Neb.  @ ms collinswood's.
thanks.

Ozark goes on over to ms collinswoods to partake of their drinking stablishment and wait for the shipment.

thinking as he goes "boy Trinity, Stoney & Tom's gonnna enjoy this"
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

#6415
May 16, 2006, 12:53:31 PM
Delmonico says, "If yer buyin' an eller-funk, you gots to clean up the Eller-funk poop.  If'n Slim steps in it he'll be upset." ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#6416
May 16, 2006, 12:53:57 PM
<Arthur's note: I thought it was Stinky Del. Or was it Stinky Pete? I get cornfused sometimes.  :D>

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 15, 2006, 04:31:38 PM
"Will do!" Slim rides to the barn. He spies Trinity sleeping in the hammock. He gets a brace of shackles and hammer. He sneeks on the porch and shackles Trinity's legs. He gets back on his horse with hammer in hand and rides back to Del.  ;D

Quote from: Trinity on May 15, 2006, 06:20:28 PM
Trinity wakes up in his hammock with his arms and legs shackled.

<Arthur's note2: Did I miss it when Trinity's arms were shackled?  ???  :D>
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Silver Creek Slim

#6417
May 16, 2006, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 16, 2006, 12:53:31 PM
Delmonico says, "If yer buyin' an eller-funk, you gots to clean up the Eller-funk poop.  If'n Slim steps in it he'll be upset." ::)
"That's fer sure!  >:( By the by, Del, how did the Post get named after ya?  ???"
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Ozark Tracker

#6418
May 16, 2006, 01:01:48 PM
Ozark gets tired of drinking and dancing and wanders out  into the street and looks toward the road to Kansas City,  He sees dust in the distance and hopes his shipment is on that wagon, He takes out his crumpled piece of newspaper and opens it and reads the ad again

HURDY GURDY AND MONKEY FOR SALE CHEEP!!!!!

I hope that little monkey has a big money cup,  for Del and Slims GRAND OPENING.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

#6419
May 16, 2006, 01:17:31 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 15, 2006, 04:31:38 PM
"Will do!" Slim rides to the barn. He spies Trinity sleeping in the hammock. He gets a brace of shackles and hammer. He sneeks on the porch and shackles Trinity's legs. He gets back on his horse with hammer in hand and rides back to Del.  ;D

Trinity didn't read well. ;D

<Author's Note: It was common at that time for a post office to be named after the postmaster if it wasn't in a town, folks knew where to go 'cause they knew where the post master lived.  I'll bring you Old Jules to the muster, Jule's had several P.O. up in his area, kept gettin' in trouble and losing them.  Right now I'm at a dead end till one of the 400 some folks in Arthur County come in and has time to talk, but there was a Carman P.O. in aurther County at one time, most likely a relative..>
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.
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