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[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim hears the mention of a badly shorn sheep skirt and stops wrastlin' with Duke.  "Stoney, ya got enough grub fer me?"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Duke takes advantage of the distraction and knocks Slim to the floor, then stands on him.  Suddenly a feller in a black and white striped shirt runs in, slaps the floor, hollers "pin", and then holds Duke paw in the air, "Tha Winna!"  Two of Ms. Collingwoods girls escort Duke out carrying a big trophy filled with money, then they strap a belt on Duke with a Giant buckle that sez Champeen!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes back with a large wagon load of sandburrs.  He parks the wagon and fires up the Steam Traction Engine.  When he has a full head of steam he backs it up to the threashin' machine, hooks up the belt and engages the PTO clutch.   

He piles the sandburr plants on the ground and backs the wagon under the chute.  With a pitch fork he starts feedin' the sandburrs into the machine and buurs come out one side and chaff comes out the other.    He says to himself, "sure beats ruinin' good saws cuttin' down mesquite in Texas."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim yells at the man in the black and white striped shirt. "'Tweren't fair. Duke cheated!" 

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes in from out in the barn.a pondering the sights,  
there's Del forking sandburrs into the threashin machine,  2 girls escorting Duke through the yard with a big trophy, Slim a laying on the ground ( a napping I supose) some fellar with a big striped black and white shirt, standing there beside Slim.
Stoney a eating, (that looks good) and a terrible noise a coming from the side of the house, then he see's it only Trinity a eating.
Irish Tom a standing in doorway a looking at the sights,

Ozark thnks, guess everything is about normal,  I think I'll ride over the race track and see how the works going on it.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sneaks up behind Slim and drops a sandburr in the back of his trousers, the man in the stripe shirt calls foul, Delmonico grins and goes back to his threshin' while Slim starts thrashin'.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Slim runs out the front door and down the road. 

[Stoney Pete]

Ummm, there is plenty of food to go around, but you busy makin' noise.

Stoney a eating,...

I'm either eating or sleeping.  Except when I'm drinking.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim hears Stoney and comes running thru the kitchen grabbin' grub on his way outside. "Thanks."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Trinity]

While Slim is running, he holds the plate as if he wants to pass it off.  Trinity takes it and begins eating.  He mumbles a "Thanks" with his mouth full.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finishes his threasin' and Slim gets the burr out and finishes his thrashin'.  Since there are rain clouds floatin' round in the sky, Delmonico tarps the wagon to protect his sandburrs.

All afternoon he's had a big pot of anter-lope chile brewin', plenty hot like Slim likes it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes riding in from the new water hole/race track, seeing that Del has a pot of chilli a cooking, he starts to clean up a little. he walks into the living room where Trinity is having a pre meal snack.  reaching into his saddlebag he brings something out and announces here it is Trinity's chariott helmet,  I got it from one of them waterbuffalo fellars.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "leave the chili on the back of the stove to simmer, Slim will want some on his eggs in the morni'n"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

When's the race O.T.?

[Stoney Pete]

Seeing the new "charirot helmet" Stoney slips into a dream state.  He dreams of raiding villages and burning them.  When he awakes  he stumbles into the kitchen with a sudden desire to visit Norway, his ancestrial home.

"Where is Norway anyway?"  he asks no one in particular.

Suddenly his eyes begin to water and the inside of his nostrals are burning.  "What is that smell?"   That's when he notices Del's concocktion on the back of the stove.  "Del says Slim's gonne EAT that!?   "RIP Slim."

Holding his breath as long as he could Stoney make coffee and eggs with some bacon.  Care to not get anything from Del's pot in his food he goes out to the porch to eat.  The food was tastlesss at first.  Then as the fresh air clear his head, his sense of smell and taste slowly returned.

"Gonna be a good show onct Del put's that stuff inside Slim."

[Ozark Tracker]

Tom, if'n Trinity can figure out how to drive the chariot, they'll be on Sunday, he's been out there a praktizing, he's got it down to being able to go in a straight line. It's them 4 left turns that's giving him the problems. When he goes by the snack stands he keeps wanting to pull in.  I think we gonna havta attach a snack tray to the chariot to keep him on the track. Thats the reason for the helmet, when you put it on you can only see straight ahead.

Stoney, what does one of them Norway's look like?  Trinity's already got the raiding the kitchen, we don't want him a burning anything.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico fixes two plates of eggs, on fer him and one fer Slim, he puts plenty of his chili on both.   (it uses the famous Delmonico pepper sauce that Slim likes so well, ask him, I double dog dare ya.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes in the kitchen with his sinuses full of mucus from pollen allergies. "Whas fa brefas?" Delmonico hands him a plate. "Tanks Del." He take the plate and a cup of coffee to the porch to watch the sunrise. He digs in the grub. Suddenly, he realizes something is wrong. His mouth and belly start burning. Mucus starts streamining from his nose.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
He runs ouffa the porch, with mucus running down his beard and onto his shirt, toward the Dismal to put out the fire. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico figgers Slim would know better, water just spreads to oils from the chili's, ya need somthing starchy like bread ot tator to soak up the oil.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim reaches the Dismal, upstream from the herd  , and starts drinkin'. After a full belly, the pain still has not subsided. At least his sinuses are clear.  He waddles back to the house. "Del how do I stop the burnin' in my mouth and belly?"