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Delmonico

Ya know whats slower than mollasses in January?

A sheep herder tryin' to type a good comeback. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: litl rooster on April 14, 2006, 03:40:20 PM
Thru town and seen the sign in the winda, Say's Mint Jelly fer Sale...........Good on lamb and hides the smell of Sheep


<-------Buy's a jar of the mint exilier and a case of shells and heads out to meet the stranger that lives in the Soddy.  There's more Sheep that need kilt.
:o

>:(

Before creation, before the world began;  From Earth's foundation,  Y'shua The Lamb.                   (words & music by Jonathan Sacs and Marie Amanda)  JFJ 1994

All were transgressors, among the children of man; One Intercessor,----  Y'shua The Lamb.

He came here for us,--Put on the form of a man.--,became Sin for us,---  Y'shua  The Lamb.

Now every Nation can see and understand, He is Salvation,--- Y'shua The Lamb.

(Chorus)

Oh Y'shua I love you worship ou and Adore You,  Bruised for iniquiti, by Your stripes Stripes I am free.---I love You-----Y'shua, ---I love You, Yeshua The Lamb.

(bridge)

The stripes upon Your back, the nail prints in Your hands, the final sacrifice of The Lamb.

Chorus repeats--to end





We serve the Lion of the Tribe of Juda, Who is the Good Shepard, The Honcho, DA Big Boss, A Sheep and Sheephearder, and Yes A Perfect Spotless Lamb.

I Who love to heard Cattle am not about to diss, or anihilate The Big Trailboss's Creation. :'(

The Tomb is empty, ;D

Y'shua--Jusus,

Thank You For The Lamb. :'(



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litl rooster

Quote from: Delmonico on April 14, 2006, 07:54:36 PM
Ya know whats slower than mollasses in January?

A sheep herder tryin' to type a good comeback. ;D




reachin fer the Paper Towels ;D ;D ;D
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litl rooster

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Trinity

Quote from: Sod Buster on April 14, 2006, 03:32:10 PM
Easter is comin'.

What's for dinner??

LAMB!


Sod Buster loads up his rifle and goes to get one.

"Awwwwww, how cute!  Ah want the laigs! ;D ;D ;D"

Quote from: Sod Buster on April 14, 2006, 03:36:12 PM
After a short walk, he comes upon his prey:


"That there feller what looks lahk he's got fake eye brows is one of them Basque ranchers the Sheep Marshal keeps talkin' about.  Ya kin recognize them by their black berets and big noses.  ;D

"We know the talk about them bein' frien's with tha Sheep Marshal is only talk 'cause when mah brother spoke Basque ta them tha Sheep Marshal thought it were gibberish.  ;D ;D ;D

"Speakin' of mah brother, Ah wonner whar he is.  Ain' seen him since Slim was 'pposed ta go after him fer takin' tha horses"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Sod Buster

Quote from: litl rooster on April 14, 2006, 08:00:44 PM
reachin fer the Paper Towels ;D ;D ;D

Pass 'em over here when you're done!  ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Delmonico on April 14, 2006, 07:54:36 PM
Ya know whats slower than mollasses in January?

A sheep herder tryin' to type a good comeback. ;D

"Them feller's gotta first read the messages to type a comeback too.  That's even slower!" ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on April 14, 2006, 08:49:12 PM
"Speakin' of mah brother, Ah wonner whar he is.  Ain' seen him since Slim was 'pposed ta go after him fer takin' tha horses"

I heard tell he might be hidin' out in town passin' himself off as the Marshall.  Word is he is waiting on his gang to join him so they can go after some horses.
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Quote from: Sod Buster on April 14, 2006, 06:14:48 PM
Sod Buster harvests enough to share with the Ranch with No Name:


He loads up his wagon and heads towards the ranch to share the bounty.


Trinity looks at the waggon as the Stranger drives it into the ranchyard and breathes a sigh of desperation.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on April 14, 2006, 08:54:28 PM
Trinity looks at the waggon as the Stranger drives it into the ranchyard and breathes a sigh of desperation.

Sod Buster waves at Trinity and announces that he has created a new "drink" to celebrate the sheep harvest.  It is called the WARM WOLLY SHEEP and is made from Drambuie, Scotch Whiskey, and Warm milk. 

Wanna try some?
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Quote from: Trinity on April 14, 2006, 08:49:12 PM
"Awwwwww, how cute!  Ah want the laigs! ;D ;D ;D"

"That there feller what looks lahk he's got fake eye brows is one of them Basque ranchers the Sheep Marshal keeps talkin' about.  Ya kin recognize them by their black berets and big noses.  ;D

"We know the talk about them bein' frien's with tha Sheep Marshal is only talk 'cause when mah brother spoke Basque ta them tha Sheep Marshal thought it were gibberish.  ;D ;D ;D

;D

Don't speak Basque, Speak Hebrew.

Hag Sameach Shell Pesach.

or Good Yom Tov.

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Trinity

Quote from: Sod Buster on April 14, 2006, 09:04:33 PM
Sod Buster waves at Trinity and announces that he has created a new "drink" to celebrate the sheep harvest.  It is called the WARM WOLLY SHEEP and is made from Drambuie, Scotch Whiskey, and Warm milk. 

Wanna try some?

"Jes leave out the fancy stuff an pass the Scottish on over!  ;D ;D ;D 

Hey, how many pelts do ya have thar.  Ah was thankin' of makin' en-tire outfits fer the fellers, not jus' coats, but sherpa shirts an' trousers too.  Whatcha thank?

Quote from: Sod Buster on April 14, 2006, 08:52:36 PM
I heard tell he might be hidin' out in town passin' himself off as the Marshall.  Word is he is waiting on his gang to join him so they can go after some horses.

"That soun's familliar.  He keeps doin' that.  Ah'll bet there's a corrupt town boss that doesn't want him there either.  Ah might have ta go help!"

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on April 14, 2006, 09:07:11 PM
Don't speak Basque, Speak Hebrew.

Hag Sameach Shell Pesach.

or Good Yom Tov.


"Uuuuuh, Good Yom Tov ta you too.  Thanky, Ah thank"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on April 14, 2006, 09:16:43 PM
"Jes leave out the fancy stuff an pass the Scottish on over!  ;D ;D ;D 
Sod Buster takes a swig from the bottle, smiles and hands over the Scotch bottle to Trinity.  "Keep it.  Happy Easter, pard!"

QuoteHey, how many pelts do ya have thar.  Ah was thankin' of makin' en-tire outfits fer the fellers, not jus' coats, but sherpa shirts an' trousers too.  Whatcha thank?
"Keep all that you want.  I ain't got much use for 'em. "
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Trinity

Quote from: Sod Buster on April 14, 2006, 09:26:53 PM

Sod Buster takes a swig from the bottle, smiles and hands over the Scotch bottle to Trinity.  "Keep it.  Happy Easter, pard!"
 
"Keep all that you want.  I ain't got much use for 'em. "


"Thanks!"  Trinity takes the bottle and tilts his head back and pours.  *Hic*  *Burrrrrrp*  Good stuff!"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Delmonico is fixin' breakfast in the kitchen, good pork ham, eggs and sourdough pankakes.  He warns the others, "That sheepherder is also some sort of Sky-Pilot, next thing ya know he's gonna be havin' a revival and be wanted ta dunk folks out in one a dem alkali lakes, like the last one that was around.  Ya know, that one that run off with that homesteaders wife down on the South Loup." >:(
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on April 15, 2006, 10:11:33 AM
Delmonico is fixin' breakfast in the kitchen, good pork ham, eggs and sourdough pankakes.  He warns the others, "That sheepherder is also some sort of Sky-Pilot, next thing ya know he's gonna be havin' a revival and be wanted ta dunk folks out in one a dem alkali lakes, like the last one that was around.  Ya know, that one that run off with that homesteaders wife down on the South Loup." >:(

:D

'Sky-Pilot',  thats a term I haven't heard since the Viet-Nam erea.  The way Ya can decern the real, sheapards from da wolves is do they protect and nurture the flock or herd. 

A real Sky-Pilot would not run off with anouther man's wife--sounds like Ya got some wolf trouble. >:(

Circut preacher, well, its a tough job, somebody's gotta do it. ;D
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Delmonico

Delmonico don't trust no Skypilot that tries to convince ya that he can be trusted. ;D  He has found out that that the majority can't be trusted and the ones that act like they can be, can't be at all. :o

He grabs the extra mighty 10 and rock salts his hindside. ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Tain't nuthin' but old cold taters and chicken necks and backs at his table fer a wonderin' Sky Pilot. :D :D :D :D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on April 15, 2006, 01:47:05 PM
Delmonico don't trust no Skypilot that tries to convince ya that he can be trusted. ;D  He has found out that that the majority can't be trusted and the ones that act like they can be, can't be at all. :o

He grabs the extra mighty 10 and rock salts his hindside. ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Tain't nuthin' but old cold taters and chicken necks and backs at his table fer a wonderin' Sky Pilot. :D :D :D :D

;D :D ;D

Didn't ask Ya to trust me, Ask Ya to trust God. No man is good save One--The One. ;D :D ;D

Marshal Who turns cheek. ;D ;D ;D

Rebuk's Del by shooting Del in Da privets w Marshal 's 10ga loaded W/ Da Rock Salt. ;D :o ;D
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Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
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Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Delmonico

Delmonico says, "If ya got ta brag about it ya ain't confident that ya have it, folks can tell with out ya tellin." :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

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