Newbrassky

[Ozark Tracker]

after a supper of fine Southern Fried Chicken, made especially for us boys from down south. With chicken like that Del may have a little rebel in his blood.
  Ozark takes a walk down to the river to check his snares.  after going by a couple of empty ones he spies a great big canadian goose snared by his foot.  retrieving the goose Ozark hauls him back up to the house
as he is passing the chicken plucker, he thinks!  wonder if one of the fellars knows how to turn that contraption on. this goose only weighs about 20 pounds more than  Slim's chickens.  might get a new pillar out of this.

[Trinity]

"What 'bout chickin wangs wif yer spaycial hot sauce??"

[Delmonico]

< Authors Note: Delmonico don't make no hot wings, chicken wings are scraps to make noodles with.  Just cause some bar in Buffalo New York order the wrong number when the order chicken fer a football weekend, don't mean that I need to feed folks scraps.   When I make hot chicken I use boneless chicken breasts and call the product "Hot .................. er Breasts" 

Don't want no trouble with the moderator here, might be in a bit of trouble when he gets back and tries to gather eggs.   Wait, I was only gonna pluck one, Ozark Traveler made me pluck em all. >

[Trinity]

<<Chicken breat?  Is that akin to Blood Teat? 

Doin' in all his chickens gonna git you in all sorts of trouble!!>>

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico comes out to the porch, "Supper's ready, we're havin' chicken noodle soup, fried chicken, roast chicken, potted chicken (not product though) chicken pot pie, chicken aspic, chicken paparika and chicken fingers.  (They looked more like toes, but no one ever says the eat chicken toes.)

Delicious Del, How do You do It.?

[Steel Horse Bailey]

First, he grabs 'em by the .......................................

feet, then ....

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the dooryard with a pack mule in tow. After he picks himself up offa the ground, he unties the chicken crates from the pack mule. He carries the crates to the coop and opens the door. He looks inside and sees no chickens. "What happened ta ma chickens?!?!?!?!" 

[Wymore Wrangler]

Slim, don't you never mind Del's bloody ax, he didn't have no part rustling your chicken, honest....

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Del's bloody ax?!?!?!" 

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Steel Horse rides up:  he slides down offa his mount and saunters into where Slim and Wymore are cussin' an' discussin' the ax (e).

"I don't think that bloody axe belongs to Del.  You KNOW he don't know nuthin' 'bout machinery.  If it comes in an iron kettle, he kin master it, but otherwise ... I think GG does the killin'.  'Course I'm not sayin' that Gopher Grease did the deed, but ..."

[Delmonico]

"I was going to just butcher one, then Ozark Traveler posted that I butchered them all.   Don't make no differance, them old biddy's needed repaced any way."

[litl rooster]

Delmonico comes out to the porch, "Supper's ready, we're havin' chicken noodle soup, fried chicken, roast chicken, potted chicken (not product though) chicken pot pie, chicken aspic, chicken paparika and chicken fingers.  (They looked more like toes, but no one ever says the eat chicken toes.)

Authors note....Delmonico must not know any Asian's or spent any time over there. The feets are the best part.
Yes I have and Bugs too.



litl rooster rides up, sees the comotion at the chicken house and listens in. Knowing chickens is the only livestock not under protection of the Brand inspector, he heads to the house for a meal.

[Delmonico]

lil rooster comes into the kitchen and finds a plate of chicken feet and a bottle of soy sauce,
kim-chee as a side dish.

[litl rooster]

   ah sew thank you Hopsing

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the kitchen and sniffs the air.  A perplexed look comes about his face.  He lifts his arms and sniffs then looks around, still confused.

"Sumpin smails lahk tha excrement tube in her', an' it ain' me!"

[Trinity]

Authors note....Delmonico must not know any Asian's or spent any time over there. The feets are the best part.
Yes I have and Bugs too.



litl rooster rides up, sees the comotion at the chicken house and listens in. Knowing chickens is the only livestock not under protection of the Brand inspector, he heads to the house for a meal.

"Bugs have more than four legs.  'Member mah roool! "

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: Hop Sing was about the only thing Period Correct about that show. >

Delmonico says, "It's Kim Chee, the national dish of the land of Chosen (PC term fer Korea )  I learned it from a Celestial (One of the nicer Old West terms for someone from China ) It is a dish that is slightly fermented and has cabbage, green onions, ginger, radish and hot pepper."

"It was made and stored in clay pots buried in the ground, it has lots of vity-mans in it."

<Authors note: Yes I know vity-mans ain't been invented yet. >

[Trinity]

"Ah thank that durned pot was lef' in tha ground too long.  Heck, ya might even get drunk offa it...  Here, lemme try!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is known fer puttin' a good bit of red peppers in his Kim-Chee and as Trinity gulps it down he turns beet red in the face.   

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, who has been sitting in the parlor, sees Trinity as he the rounds the corner, the sight almost causes Ozark to flee in terror