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[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads out to the barn workshop, the yaller dog follows after liftin' his leg on the new guy again, just so there is no mistake as to what he meant.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets some angle rion out of his stock of supplies and starts cuttin' it up with a hacksaw.  He then drills a bunch of hole it it and starts up the forge.

When the forge is hot he heats up some rivets and rivets together the angle iron till it forms a table.

[Stoney Pete]

"Del is in the shop and I smell the forge.  This could get interesting."

Stoney sits in his rocker sipping from one of Trinity's jugs waiting to get a glimps of whatever Del is makin'. 

Turning to the man what been peed on he say's, "We got hot water if'n you want to clean up some."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico findd a couple castings from the "ill fated" steam engine that blew up.   He heats up some babbit material and re-pours the bearings.

He then bolts one of these to each side of the table.  He gets a shaft and puts a belt pully on one side and a wheel on the other side.  He gets some more of the rubber tubing left over from the pee shooter and fastens them around the wheel.

He then takes this out and stakes it out in the yard.  He fires up the steam engine and parks it near-by.  He then runs the belt to the belt pulley.  Opening the fire box he throws in two more shovelfuls of coal and goes and grabs one of Slim's chickens.

With the axe he dee-cap-i-tates the chicken and lets it go.  When the bleeding headless chicken stops chasin' Trinity, he scalds it with steam from the steam valve and throws the clutch in on the power shaft on the steam engine.

The leather bison hide belt spins the wheel with the rubber fingers and Delmonico holds the chicken against the fingers.  The fingers remove the wet chicken feathers quickly.  The Ranch with No Name now has a steam powered chicken plucker.

[Wymore Wrangler]

Shaking his head wondering why we need all these new fangled inventions, guess Del likes living in the modern world...   What will they think of next a boiler for cleaningn dishes...

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Say it aint so! 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish sits down next to Stoney and watches Del play with his new steam powered Chicken Flicker, and wonders how it would do on dewoolying all them sheeps.  Give me a pull off that jug if ya please Stoney.

[Trinity]

From up in the cupola, Trinity sees a dejected Sheep Marshal in an empty field looking around.  Going downstairs, Trinity asks:  "Whar's mah brother... an' whar's the Sheep Marshal's sheep??"

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Da Sheep is getting a charge--ie new ladin jars.  Don't know were Yer Brother is.

Ma question to Del is, is that a Kosher chicken flicker?

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark walks up to the porch, asking what's going on and seeing all the feathers  flicking  everywhere.  asks where Del got all the chickens to pluck.  the fellars say from Slims pen,  Ozark takes a peek into the pen and sees one old spindley rooster left and wonders what slim will say now? 
he sure likes gathering them eggs.

[Trinity]

  "Don' be touchin' Frankenbird!!!!!!  He's done been kilt oncet.  Ah don' know if he'd make it back a second time!"

[Ozark Tracker]

poor ole Frankenbird he done dug hisself a hole and buried his head, fraid he might see Del a coming.

[Trinity]

"Dails the one what brung him back ta life in the first place... after first choppin his haid off. "

[litl rooster]

Egads! I reckon we all better be leavin here 'fore Slim and the "Mighty 10" return......He decides to try cleanin' the plates from Dels newist contrapition.

[Stoney Pete]

Egads! I reckon we all better be leavin here 'fore Slim and the "Mighty 10" return......He decides to try cleanin' the plates from Dels newist contrapition.

"A mercy kill on that contraption may be the best thing for it."

<<Tom, have you noticed no matter what thread you and I are on, we tend to end up sitting down having a drink or ten?  I know this in only fantasy, but people are gonna think we're drunks.>>

[Marshal harpoluke]

"A mercy kill on that contraption may be the best thing for it."

<<Tom, have you noticed no matter what thread you and I are on, we tend to end up sitting down having a drink or ten?  I know this in only fantasy, but people are gonna think we're drunks.>>

;DNaw in real life can't drink at all--Diebetic.  But Ah still can shoot.  N Ah do pack a 1901 Winchester 10ga.  heh, Heh, HEH.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out to the porch, "Supper's ready, we're havin' chicken noodle soup, fried chicken, roast chicken, potted chicken (not product though) chicken pot pie, chicken aspic, chicken paparika and chicken fingers.  (They looked more like toes, but no one ever says the eat chicken toes.)

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico comes out to the porch, "Supper's ready, we're havin' chicken noodle soup, fried chicken, roast chicken, potted chicken (not product though) chicken pot pie, chicken aspic, chicken paparika and chicken fingers.  (They looked more like toes, but no one ever says the eat chicken toes.)

No Chcken 'n Dumplings???

[Delmonico]

Delmonico just stares at Sod Buster for a few minutes and says, "Some folks are just never happy."

[Stoney Pete]

Del, Good supper.  Tasted alot like chicken.