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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs half way home before he realizes he won't get wet,  so as not to waste a trip, he stops by still #5 and brings a couple of jugs with him back to the house.

[Delmonico]

When he gets back to the ranch house he finds all the guys around the Magic Box with their tongues hangin' out watchin' a girlie show.

(I hope I can get this past the danged moderator, we'll see.)
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[Trinity]

After someone reads him the title, Trinity knocks everybody over as he forces his way to a spot right in front of the screen.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sings along with the song.

there's Uncle Joe he's a moving kinda slow, at the Junction,

Trintiy turns around and tells everyone he had an Uncle Joe that moved kinda slow.

[Texas Lawdog]

All that singin' made Trinity hungry so he goes in and fixs himself a potted meat sammich.

[Trinity]

In the ice box, he finds some individually wrapped slices of something yellow/orange, which he adds to his sandwich.  While eating, he reflects on his Uncle Joe and the time he tripped and fell down the well.

[Texas Lawdog]

"I've fallen and I can't get up"!

[Trinity]

"Oh, he done got up, but, no one hert him a-cawlin'.  It weren't till Sattidy come an' ma wen' ta tha wail fer our dang momfly baf.  He done awlready give up on yellin', and she din't know he was down thar an' jes' tossed tha bucket in, hittin' him square on tha nose.  Wail, he scramed an' ma scramed, causin' pa ta go runnin' wif his shotgun.  Ifn' it wasn't fer uncle Joe's unmistakable odor, he'd prolly be daid now."

[Steel Horse Bailey]

Did the well-water survive?

[Steel Horse Bailey]

 

[Steel Horse Bailey]

I don't remember what exact distance, but it takes a while fer water to purify itself!  Hard ta do in a well!








Over 1000, now.

[Delmonico]

Suddenly Trinity comes out of the living room screaming again and heads to his cabin, Delmonico looks at the magic box to see what the problem is this time.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Doan worry Del, He'll be back directly, he left 3 jugs a sqeezins next to tha piture box.

[Delmonico]

Just so Trinity won't be scared when he comes back, Delmonico turns the knob, he looks, says, this show is a bomb."



He then turns the knob again.

He finds some folks wantin' to buy soda pop for everyone.



He leaves it there and says, "well it's a heck of a lot better than listenin' to folks beg."

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Then another show starts

[Delmonico]

At 12 noon, the afternoon matt-inn-aye comes on.

[Silver Creek Slim]

That's where my saying below comes from. 

[Trinity]

Trinity is sitting in his hammock at home and scratches around for a jug, but can't find it. 

"Sherlene!!  Whar'd you put mah squeezin's?  Sherlene!!!!!"

Trinity gets up and stomps off in the direction of the ranch muttering under his breath. "Tarnation!  Ya'd thank them keeyuds is maw impawtant than me!   ... Ah shore hope tha magic piksher box done changed.  Ah din't lahk that big ugly feller. "

[Ozark Tracker]

some of Trinity's kin show up to check out the new picture box,  they figure they might go see if they hiring where they make them shows.