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[Delmonico]

Then suddenly this shows up behind the glass.

[Trinity]

Trinity digs his Remington out of the pasture and rushes inside, surprised not to find the targets, but a couple cowpokes in odd clothes.

Trinity goes to the box and looks behind it and then into the glass again.  Perplexed, he grabs his jug and seats himself directly in front of the box again and sits to find out what happens.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sits and watches the whole show,  the Marshall arrests a moonshiner and takes him to jail

Just as Trinity raises his gun to shoot, the show changes and on come 2 fellers with a guitar and sing a song.

Got a letter just this mornin' it was postmarked Omaha
It was typed and neatly written offerin' me this better job
Better job at higher wages, expenses paid and a car
But I'm on TV here locally and I can't quit, I'm a star

Hah-ha I come on TV grinnin,' wearin' pistols and a hat
It's a kiddy show and I'm a hero of the younger set
I'm the number one attraction every supermarket parkin' lot
I'm the king of Kansas City, no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot

CHORUS:
Kansas City star, that's what I are
Yodel-deedle ay-hee, you oughta see my car
I drive a big old Cadillac with wire wheels, got rhinestones on the spokes
I got credit down at the grocery store
And my barber tells me jokes
I'm the number one attraction every supermarket parkin' lot
I'm the king of Kansas City, no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot

[Silver Creek Slim]

After Slim gets his breath back and washed from Duke's "marking", he goes in the living room and yells at Trinity. "Down in front!" 

[Trinity]

"Wha!?  Oh, Ah weeul in jes a minute.  It's jes gettin' good."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish walks in and sees Slim an Trinity staring at a talking moving picture box.  For some reason a chill runs down Irish spine like he might be witnessing the beginning of the downfall of Civilization.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in with a big bowl of popcorn and some grape soda from the Tecumseh bottlling company.

"Next Saturday night we'll get this warmed up quicker and watch Have Gun Will Travel."

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico fixes him a samwhich and sits in his easy chair, after turnin' on the magic box with the glass front.

[Ozark Tracker]

The music starts and Trinity starts to sing along

Johnny Yuma was a rebel and he roamed through the West

[Delmonico]

Delmonico makes another samwhich when the adver-ties-mint comes on.

"Hey Trinity, you better go back to yer cabin, don't want you havin' no night-mares."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes into another room till he hears the music for his favorite show.

[Trinity]

Listening for his favorite show, he hears the Twilight Zone theme, which scares him.  He quickly sticks his fingers in his ears and begins to hum loudly the song of Johnny Yuma.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Totally hypnotized by Del's talking picture box, Slim has neglected collecting the eggs or milking the cow. 

[Delmonico]

A show Delmonico don't want to watch comes one, he goes in to make another samwhich and gets an idea.  



He goes to his room and fire up the Coal Oil Computor and sends an order off to western New York on the 4 strand (broad band) bob wire connection.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes back and brings his samwhich to his chair and sees what is now on the magic box.



He remembers he forgot somethin' and goes back to the kitchen for some iced tea.

[Trinity]

When he comes back, he finds Trinity sitting Indian style in front of the TV, laughing at Bluto.  "Looky Dail!  That feller looks lahk mah brother, Bambino."

[Texas Lawdog]

TLD asks Del, Do you have any potted meat left, I would like to make myself a sammich.

[Delmonico]

A freight wagon shows up from Dunning, Delmonico has the freighter unload the sheets of that new fangled 'luminum into his workshop.

After payin' the freighter he goes inside and locks the door.  Soon there are hammerin' noises comin' from the shop.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity hears the words potted meat, jumps up and looks over to see if Del has any left.