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[Delmonico]

Santa adds adds 100 pounds of coal for the guy in the sodhouse on his list.

[Trinity]

Thanks to the birds, Trinity looks out at the world through rose tinted ice.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sherlene shows up and builds a fire to thaw out Trinity.  He is almost completely thawed, and is beginning to move when his hat catches fire.  Irish throws another bucket of water on him and he freezes in a slightly different pose.  Irish loads the new Trinity ice statue on his wagon and drops it off in front of Trinity and Sherlene's cabin

Santa put's tha Ranch With No Name down for another 1/4 ton of coal!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim saddles up and rides toward the herd.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

At the same time the herd is thundering toward Slim! 

[Ozark Tracker]

at the same time, Delmonico pulls on the steam tractors whistle to signal supper.

[Delmonico]

His six gun flashed like lightning, the report rang loud and clear
As the cattle rushed toward him he dropped the leading steer.

The rest of course ran over Slim.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

dang them red bandannas 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

dang them red bandannas 

He shoulda know they aint ripe till they turn yaller! 

[Delmonico]

When Slim limps inta the kitchen, Delmonico is singin':

Slim got run over by a Longhorn, ridin' in the north pasture yestersday.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster heads over to the Ranch with No Name to see what they are up to for Turkey Day.  He brings Pecan Pies and some veggies.

[Delmonico]

Slim is backed up against the wood pile, axe in hand facing this.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

And it's winning! 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks out the kitchen window to see why Slim has not brought the turkey in to be cooked yet.    Seeing what is goin' down and seein' that the sun is goin' down, he reaches for a different cookbook.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Duke comes along and rescues Slim. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Frankenbird comes out and gets the turkey and takes him back to the barn. with his sun glasses still on and the sun gone down Slim goes out to the barnyard to see if he can find the turkey.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hollors, "Supper."  When everyone is seated he says, "well thanks to Slim, all we have is Tofu Turkey."

[Forty Rod]

Poor ol' Utah Carrol.

[Trinity]

Utah Carrol??

Trinity walks out of the kitchen with two alternatives.