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[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico tosses some soapy water on the floor, "might as well get the floor mopped while he's at it."

[Trinity]

"Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh   SOAP!!!"

[Trinity]

Trinity tries to get up to run out of the room, but keeps slipping.

[Delmonico]

When he hits the floor for the third time, Delmonico ties a stick to him and pushes him around all over the floor, he then takes him to the porch and wrings him out.

[Trinity]

Wrung out and set against the house to dry, Trinity begins to feel sorry for himself and wonders why he still comes around.  Just then the smell of pot roast from the kitchen greets his nose.

[Delmonico]

Then just before supper is done, Delmonico cranks up the fony-graf.

M
I say M-O
M-O-P
M-O-P-P
Mop
M-O-P-P
Mop Mop Mop Mop

R
I say R-A
R-A-G
R-A-G-G
Rag
R-A-G-G M-O-P-P
Rag Mop

Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
R-A-G-G M-O-P-P
Rag Mop!

A
I say A-B
A-B-C
A-B-C-D
A-B-C-D-E
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H

I
I say M-O
M-O-P
M-O-P-P
Mop
M-O-P-P
Mop Mop Mop Mop

R
I say R-A
R-A-G
R-A-G-G
Rag
R-A-G-G M-O-P-P
Rag Mop

Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
Rag Mop
Doo-doo-doo-DAH-dee-ah-dah
R-A-G-G M-O-P-P
Rag Mop

[Trinity]

Trinity sits at the table rubbing his belly as the strange music starts.  After listening to a few verses, Trinity decides it's time to go relax on the porch, where he can't hear it.

[Ozark Tracker]

sitting on the porch, the song keeps going thu Trinity's brain and he wants ta lay down on the porch and wiggle around.

[Trinity]

Suddenly, the last verse runs through his mind, causing him make a dash for the outhouse.

[Delmonico]

After Trinity goes inside, Delmonico nails the door shut.

(Only 40 more days to Christmas, gotta get the coal points from Santa.)

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinitiy just sits there fer a  while. then he begins to try to talk to whoever was nailing on the door.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico can't hear him, he's watered up The Steam Traction Engine and is building a fire in the boiler.

[Trinity]

As the fumes start to get stronger, Trinity decides that he's been in long enough.  As he tries to exit, however, he finds that the door is stuck.  He pounds on the door and pushes on it with all his weight to no avail.  As the oxygen levels reduce and the methane levels increase, Trinity begins to feel faint.  With his last bit of strength, he cries out for help.

"HE'P!!  HEEEEEEEE'PP!!!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico ties his log chain to the outhouse and shovels in some more coal and checks the steam gauge.

(Up at the North Pole Santa gets out his naughty list and dips his pen in the inkwell.)

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses 3 sides of bacon in the fire box and the needle climbs into the red a bit.   He fastens the chain to the drawbar and opens the valve and away they go with Trinity screamin' louder that the red lined Steam Traction Engine.



Slim comes out of the barn to see what is up and hits the ground just in time, The Steam Traction Engine passes safely over him.   However he is hit by the outhouse as it passes.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

After hitting Slim and the ground a few times the outhouse busts apart and a rather smelly Trinity lands in the yard next to Irish.

Not being able to stand the smell Irish tosses a bucket of dishwater on Trinity.

Almost immediately Trinity begins to freeze in place.

[Delmonico]

"Tween Delmonico and Irish Tom, Santa puts the Ranch With No Name down for a 1/2 ton of coal.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim picks hisself up and brushes off. "I wish Del would leave me outta his schemes ta get 'presents' from that big elf." 

[Delmonico]

Slim picks hisself up and brushes off. "I wish Del would leave me outta his schemes ta get 'presents' from that big elf." 

Delmonico says, "I gets us more coal this way."

[Sod Buster]

Soon a flock of Sandhill Cranes that have been feasting on berries at Sod Buster's come flying over head.  They see Trinity and decide to  purge them themselves......

Bombs away!!