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[Silver Creek Slim]

"Sounds like the barnyard animals are fightin' o'er somethin' agin." 

[Ozark Tracker]

Duke gets all excited and Slim sic's him into the fight.

[Trinity]

"Ahhhhhhhh!!"  Surprised, Trinity screams and runs deeper into the brush to get away from Duke, who is barking and frantically looking for the other animals.

[Delmonico]

Suddenly Slim's second best bull shows up havin' heard the mooin', with romance on his mind and lust in his eye.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 








Looks like a Bull-back Mountain senario.

[Trinity]

Trinity runs out of the brush and into the house, screaming all the way.

[Ozark Tracker]

having ducked in the back door unsean by the others, Trinity comes out on the front porch and asks what's going on.   and is there gonna be any supper.

[Delmonico]

The bull comes up on the porch once he figgers out Trinity ain't a cow and hits him so hard it knocks him cold.

As Trinity lays on the porch, Delmonico starts fixin' supper.  Trinity smells the bacon and dreams.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity smells the bacon frying and comes too and hurries in the house

[Trinity]

"Did Ah jes dream tha most wonnerful thang, or is they some daincin' bacon in har?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Sure hope yer dreamin'." 

[Trinity]

"Not me!  Ah wanna meet me a daincin' strip-a bacon.  Mmmmmm-Mmm!"

[Ozark Tracker]

probably be doing the happy dnace if ya could eat some.

[Trinity]

"Boy, Ah shore would!"

"Looky what Ah jes foun' in wif Dail's Phonygraph discs."

[Ozark Tracker]

has it got di  rections  on how to do that dance

[Trinity]

"Ah don' know how ta opyrate that machine ta fahnd out.   "Ah know Dail's awlways yellin' bout needles.  Ya got a sewin' needle?  Mebbe if'n we sew it onta tha thang, it'll work?"

[Ozark Tracker]

ya must do that dance a laying on the floor, ya know just gyratin around like a piece of frying bacon

[Trinity]

"Ah reckon yer raht.  Kinda lahk Ah'm in tha fryin' pane, huh?"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Ozark starts tha music and Trinity lays on the floor and begins to gyrate.  Irish sees him and thinks he is having a fit and runs to get Del!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses some soapy water on the floor, "might as well get the floor mopped while he's at it."