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[Trinity]

By the time Trinity gets back to the cabin, the rain has stopped and he finds that Sherlene has invited some of the cooks from Fort Kearny over to cook a meal for him and litl trinity.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Some embers from tha fire catch some nearby brush on fire.  There is a wind that spreads it quickly, Sherlene is releaved to see that it is heading away from tha cabin.  Then Trinity notices that it is heading in the direction of Still number three.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hears a noise off toward still #3, he looks out the kitchen window as the small pieces of copper rain down in the yard.

[Trinity]

Trinity drops to the ground sobbing.  Abruptly he stops to eye the beef and, assured that it's still safe, begins to cry again.  "Nummer thray done give me that bayust squeezin's Ah don' ever haid.  Whah oh WHAH does these awful thangs gotta happen ta me?"

On hearing the spit crank squeal, Trinity immediately forgets about the still and jumps up to oil it for the cook.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides out as close as he can get to still site #3, he comes back and tells Trinity, "you might want to replace yer divot out in the pasture afore Slim gets upset."

[Trinity]

Trinity scoops up a small cart full of dirt and pushes it out towards still site #3 but freezes as he gets closer.

"Uh oh!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides up on Reube, "BTW, Slim has been looking for his prize bull, it was out here the last time I saw it."

[Trinity]

  "Prahse?  Uh, jes what was so spayshul that made heeum a prahse?  Ya reckon he'll take three-a mah bulls in ex-change?"

[Delmonico]

Never mind, I found him.

[Trinity]

"Mmmmmmmmmm!!!"  *CHOMP!*

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim grabs a "Mighty Ten", saddles his horse, and rides out lookin' fer Trinity. 

[Delmonico]

As Slim leaves, Delmonico sees Duke the yaller dog chewin' on somethin' on the porch, a close inspection shows it's the penis
a part of Slim's bull.  Delmonico gets an idea for a new product for dog treats.

[Trinity]

 

Trinity steps out of his hiding place in the brush right after Slim rides out, sees what Duke is chewing on and passes out.

[Delmonico]

Trinity hides when Slim rides back, "here is some grub for ya Slim," Delmonico says, "I fixed ya Rocky Mountian Oysters, ya know, a regular sack lunch."

[Trinity]

From the brush is heard a loud "Booooooooooooooooo".

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim unloads both barrels of the "Mighty Ten" into the brush. "Must be a varmint in there." 

[Trinity]

  *Cough*   "Ahem... Moooooooooooooooooo"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"What's Bessie doin' outta the barn?" Slim heads fer the brush.

[Ozark Tracker]

being as how it's getting dark fast now since it's fall,  it's dark by the time gets his horse put up and starts out to get the cow, so he grabs the milk bucket to milk her,

here Bessie

[Trinity]

"Woof woof!  Mrooowwwww, hisss!  Woof! Hisssssss!  Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  Cockadoodledoo!"

Trinity rolls out all the animal sounds he can make to try to confuse Slim and Ozark.