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[Trinity]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delmonico]

Well at least it ain't tofu.

[Trinity]

Trinity finds a rock near the fire pit on which some of grease had dripped when Delmonico carried the dutch oven into the house.  He picks it up and stares at it.  Then, looking to see if anybody is watching, he licks it clean of the grease.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish walks into tha house gets a cup a coffee an sez, "Hey Del, Trinity iz out there gnawin on a rock."

[Delmonico]

"No he ain't, I spilled some grease on a horse apple and he thinks it's a rock."

[Trinity]

"Hey, this-har rock is chewy!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity walks up to the kitchen window and asks someone to pass the molasses, then takes his horse apple to the front porch.

[Trinity]

"Mmmmm!  Tain' half bad onct ya add 'lasses ta it."

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the kitchen to look for some food.  Not finding anybody, he starts a fire in the oven.  Once the oven is warm, he sprinkles pepper on a beef roast, adds it to the oven and takes a seat to wait for the meal to finish.  After a minute, he falls asleep.

[Ozark Tracker]

when Trinity awakes, the beef roast looks like a hunk of beef jerky 

[Trinity]

Disheartened but not to give up, Trinity pulls out a butter knife and scrapes off all the flakes of carbon.  Then he takes a clever and cuts the roast into small cubes and starts to chew on them.

[Ozark Tracker]

after chewing on the first one for an hour or so, he throws them in a pot and adds water and starts boiling them.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in, :Hey any one see that hunk of dead horse I left on the porch, I need to bait my coyote traps?"

[Trinity]

"Did it look lahk a beef roast?  Kahnda drahed up a mite in tha oven, so Ah'm-a bearlin' some raht now."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico comes in, :Hey any one see that hunk of dead horse I left on the porch, I need to bait my coyote traps?"

Cookin for the VIP's again?

[Trinity]

Trinity tastes the boiled meat mush and decides to make some breakfast instead.  "Whar did Sleeum hahd theeyum aigs?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks in. "They'z in the icebox." 

[Trinity]

"Oh... din' thank of thet.  Done et me a poun' of bacon instayud.  Ah gotta go now an' see how Sherlene is makin' out at tha stills.  Thangs is gettin' a mite drah har on tha rainch."

[Delmonico]

As Trinity walks out and heads to the cabin, it's starts to pour a freezing rain.

[Trinity]

As the rain begins to fall, Trinity diverts toward the cabin.  "Shew!  This har rain is a mite chilly.  Best let Sherlene do what she's doin' an' go insahd... uh, fer ta check on tha keeyuds."