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[Trinity]

Delmonico looks down his nose at them because their suits aren't as shiny as his.

[Ozark Tracker]

a wagon load of Nuns who have been out dove hunting, hear a story about what's going on out ta the ranch, they show up mad.

[Delmonico]

Then some tall skinny guy shows up.

[Trinity]

Delmonico likes the newcomer because his suit is shiny.

Trinity stares wide eyed as the newcomer starts moving around the yard.  In what seems like one motion, he bounces his ball around and through his legs and rolls it off of his shoulders finally knocking into the hoop. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico decides that since it's been so quiet he's going to fix corned beef and cabbage and puts some corned beef on the stove to simmer over night.

[Trinity]

In order to protect the corned beef, Trinity goes and unrolls his bed by the fire.  "Ah'll make sure don' no one come near tha beef, Dail."

[Delmonico]

To further protect it, when Trinity is asleep he wraps and ties 200 feet of rope around the bedroll.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinity snores so loud he can't hear Slim walk into the kitchen fer a glass of cold milk.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish walks into tha kitchen, stokes up the fire and puts on some coffee.  He hears this loud growling noise coming from the yard and thinks it might be a bear. He grabs his gun and heads outside, only to find Trinity snoring loudly all trussed up in his bedroll.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim gits a cup of coffee. Goes out ta gather eggs and milk the cow. Trinity is still snoring. 

[Ozark Tracker]

after all the fellars have left the kitchen and relaxed on the porch, Trinity wakes up suddenly, thinking he heard something,  he surveys the kitchen and still smells the corned beef,


and goes back to sleep.

[Trinity]

Snaarrrrxxxxx!

[Delmonico]

Deciding Trinity needs his beuty sleep, all the corn beef is eaten while he sleeps.   Nothing is left but the smell.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"That was some good corn beef. Thanks, Del." 

[Delmonico]

No problem, ya want to wake Trinity so he can go home and sleep.

[Trinity]

Trinity wakes up to find himself unable to move due to all the rope.  He calls out to the house: "Dail?  Somebody?  Kin somebody he'p me?  Ah'm hongry!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

No problem, ya want to wake Trinity so he can go home and sleep.

"No, he needs his beauty sleep." 

[Trinity]

"But Ah's awake!!!  Come let me loose of this her rope!  Ah thank somebody wanned ta stale tha beef!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at him and says, "you slept through supper, all the corned beef is gone, all that's left is some cabbage."

[Silver Creek Slim]