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[Delmonico]

Delmonico puts in on the shelf with the last one Sodbuster gave him.

<Authors Note" Yes I own that book thanks to a friend(?) and co-worker who found it for 25 cents at a used book sale.>

[Delmonico]

And just when everything is gettin' back to normal, or at least as normal as things have ever been on The Ranch With No Name, guess who shows up.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 



Marshal Loads Da Blunderuss, He hears that ellifunk is back.






Guess Dell is gonna make some packaderm soup.

[Delmonico]

Does any one know what the fuzzy stuff 'tween an Eller-funks toes is?
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Slow sheep.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes into the house to get a rifle to protect Sherlene and the kids, but everything is taken but the  four hundreth and 10  gauge shotgun,  so he gets it and off he heads.

[Trinity]

Trinity runs off in the direction of still site number eight, muttering all the way, "Gotta pro-teck ma beloveds."

[Ozark Tracker]

bout a mile down the trail, Trinity remembers the four hundreth and 10 is a single shot and he just has the one shell in it.

[Trinity]

Trinity stops and considers returning to the house, but he decides that he's parched and continues along his way.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity hears someone coming down the trail, he hides in the tall grass,  Sod Buster comes by in his wagon with a whole load of vegatables for the fellers at the ranch.

[Trinity]

Trinity aims carefully and blows out five of Sod Busters spokes causing the left front wheel to collapse.  In typical Hollywood fashion the waggon uncouples from the horses, careens off the road and flips five times before landing in a bog.  Sod Buster rises, brushes himself off and returns to the road.  Trinity makes sure Sod Buster is alright and then runs away, leaving the now useless shotgun behind.

[Delmonico]

Trinity is runnin' down the road, lookin' over his shoulder and runs smack into.........................................................................

[Ozark Tracker]

the eller funk stomps all the veggies into mush,  it starts to rain heavy, all the seeds out of the vegatables wash out across the countryside,  next spring vegatables will be coming up all over the place thanks to Trinity.

[Delmonico]

the eller funk stomps all the veggies into mush,  it starts to rain heavy, all the seeds out of the vegatables wash out across the countryside,  next spring vegatables will be coming up all over the place thanks to Trinity.

[Trinity]

Trinity's somewhat feminine shriek can be heard five counties away.

[Ozark Tracker]

upon hearing the sub human shriek, the eller funk heads for the tall grass praries to hide.

[Trinity]

Trinity then kisses his jug and says "Wailp ol' frien'.  I'ss fer tha bayust." and starts dousing the countryside.  He takes off to his still and returns with more jugs.  When he feels he's done enough, he sets it ablaze.

[Sod Buster]

Trinity aims carefully and blows out five of Sod Busters spokes causing the left front wheel to collapse.  In typical Hollywood fashion the waggon uncouples from the horses, careens off the road and flips five times before landing in a bog.  Sod Buster rises, brushes himself off and returns to the road.  Trinity makes sure Sod Buster is alright and then runs away, leaving the now useless shotgun behind.

After loosing his load of produce, Sod Buster tries to figure out who could be so mean-spirited as to kill vegetables.  Now they had to go to the big garden patch in the sky without fullfilling their purpose here on Mother Earth.   
Tis a sad day indeed.

[Sod Buster]

...next spring vegatables will be coming up all over the place thanks to Trinity.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trinity]

"Sad day mah patootey!  Ah'm glad that Ah done burnt theeyum vegetamable innards afore they could multiply! "