Newbrassky

[Trinity]

On the first twang of the banjo, Trinity slaps his knees and begins to dance.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim wonders how Trinity can think what he is doing resembles dancing. 

[Trinity]

"Ol' Jaid Clampett dainces it this-a-ways."

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[Ozark Tracker]

when that tune is done, the boys break into the Wreck of the ole 97 and Trinity starts a singing.

Well they gave him his orders at Monroe Virginia sayin' Steve you're way behind time
This is not 38 this is old 97 put her into Spencer on time
Then he turned around and said to his black greasy fireman shovel on a little more coal
And when we cross that White Oak Mountain watch old 97 roll

But it's a mighty rough road from Lynchburg to Danville
With a line on a three mile grade
It was on that grade that he lost his air brakes
see what a jump he made

Then the telegram come to Washington station and this is how it read
Oh that brave engineer that run old 97 he's a layin' in old Danville dead
He was goin' down the grade makin' 90 miles an hour his whistle broke into a scream
He was found in the wreck with his hand on the throttle
A scalded to death by the steam

So now all you ladies you better take a warnin' from this time on and learn
Never speak harsh words to your true lovin' husband
He may leave you and never return
Poor boy

[Delmonico]

Slim wonders how Trinity can think what he is doing resembles dancing. 

Looks like the vamint dance to me.

[Trinity]

After singing, Trinity wipes his eyes and says, "Ah done lived in Dain-ville oncet fera couple yairs.  Mucha Maw's fambly is steel thar."

[Trinity]

The banjo player sets his banjo down to take a nip from the jug at the snack bar.

Trinity runs to pick up the banjo and in no time he's strumming to his heart's content.  Even quicker, the music stops because he has broken all of the strings.

[Delmonico]

The banjo player has also grabbed a snack, he hears the strings break and sits and decides how bad he's gonna hurt Trinity.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Before the banjo player finishes his meal, Trinity manages to get tangled up in the broken banjo strings and falls on the other band instruments.  Now the entire band is out to get Trinity! 

[Trinity]

  "But Mr. Graimpaw, Ah di'n' mean ta break yer strangs.  Ah jus' wanned ta trah ta play a little.  Please tell these fellers that Ah di'n' mean no harm."

[Sod Buster]

"But Mr. Graimpaw, Ah di'n' mean ta break yer strangs.  Ah jus' wanned ta trah ta play a little.  Please tell these fellers that Ah di'n' mean no harm."

Just then a strange arrives and shows Trinity a new way to use a banjo....

[Trinity]

"Hey, it's mah ol' frien' William Berger, but he goes bah tha alias Banjo.  You seen Sabata lately, Bainjo? "

[Ozark Tracker]

Grandpa gives Trinity something to play

[Trinity]

Trinity puts on the thimbles and starts to rasp his hand up and down the board.  This goes on for an hour before Delmonico throws a cast iron pan out the window and hits Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes walking by and tells Trinity, you was really getting the beat there afore ya got hit with the pot.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses Trinity some dirty dish towels and some soap and the washtubs.

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico tosses Trinity some dirty dish towels and some soap and the washtubs.

Sod Buster drops off a cookbook for Delmonico:

[Delmonico]

Delmonico puts in on the shelf with the last one Sodbuster gave him.

[Sod Buster]

 

[Trinity]

Trinity turns the wash tub upside down and begins pounding on it.  He likes the sound so much, he positions the washboard next to it and intermittently scrapes down the board and pounds on the washtub.  Soon Sherlene joins him by blowing into jugs filled with varying amounts of recipe while litl trinity joins in with the jaw harp and his sister plays the spoons.