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[Sod Buster]

Soon the crowds shown up 'cz they ain't never  heard of indoor bowling - only the outdoor kind.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity starts studying the pictures of this game so he can be the instructor.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has the carpenters soak Trinity in mineral spirits and then starts him on the path to fame and fortune.



Sod Buster grabs a ball and gets ready to throw a strike,

[Russ T Chambers]

Delmonico has the carpenters soak Trinity in mineral spirits and then starts him on the path to fame and fortune.

Does that mean that if Trinity can spot pins, he can also find the proverbial "needle in a hay stack"?

[Trinity]

But the vapors from the mineral spirits have an effect on Trinity, so he will not be participating much this evening.  He crawls off to a spot where no sparks or open flames can even be seen.

[Delmonico]

Ozark decides to try it.




Even Sherene gives it a try as Trinity stands shocked in the background.



Delmonico has drug out the phoney-graf and puts on a new wax cylinder he picked up in Omaha.

Bowling, bowling, bowling, keep them balls a rolling, though your thumbs are swollen, bowling.
Don't throw it in the gutter, heres one for Mother, soon you'll take tha Buick for a ride.
Knock em down, drink a beer, make a stike, make a spare, boooowling.

(To the tune of Rawhide, what else.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes ta the parlor ta see what all the fuss is about. He is surprised ta not see people with bowls on their heads. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees slim go in the house and light the coal oil lamp in the parlor and wonders why he doesn't come down to the bowling alley.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes outta the house with a pistol strapped ta each hip. He enters the bowling parlor, walks to a lane, pulls both pistols, and shoots at the pins. 

[Ozark Tracker]

when the smoke clears, all the pins are down and Slim hollers  strike

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Nice Shootin Slim, Yeh could have got Em Alll with One stick of dynomite!

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the alley and yawns.  All pins in all lanes fall as do most of the people.  The only people who didn't fall were the outhouse cleaners, the grill cooks and they guy behind the shoe counter.

[Ozark Tracker]

the feller behind the shoe counter comes running over at Trinity and throws some the disenfect he's been putting in the bowling shoes, it lands on Trinity's shoulder and runs down all over him.

[Trinity]

Trinity's shirt disintegrates and his skin starts smoking.

[Ozark Tracker]

but now he smells like fresh tanned leather,

[Trinity]

Trinity goes down to the river and packs some mud on his shoulder.  "Thar, that fayls much better!  Ah wonner whah that feller put that stuff on me.   An whah was ever'body nappin' when Ah wen' in thar?"

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster is facinated by the automatic pin setters.  Back East he once saw a bowling alley but they had "manual" pin setters:

[Delmonico]

Delmonico decides that might be a better way and sends a Coal-Oil-O-Gram to Father Flanagan at Boys Town near Omaha to see if he can gets some orphans to set pins.  He thinks the extra targets would be an added attraction.

(Note, less than six months till Christmas, Delmonico earns 1000 pounds of coal for that idea.)

[Trinity]

Trinity steps up to bowl but Mrs. Collingwood's ladies become angry and start hitting him with their bags, parasols and fists.  Sherlene comes up behind them with a frying pan.

[Ozark Tracker]

just before a serious fight gets going, Del tells the band to start playing,