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[Delmonico]

The carpenters move their camp right next to the new building and light laterns to keep any lumber pilfers away.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish sees the sign go up an asks the tied up Trinity, I wunner if Del iz gonna start sellin them Bowler hats the townies iz always wearin?"

The reply iz a muffled "Mppffhh!"

Irish takes the rag outta Trinity's mouth.

"Wha'd ya say lad?"

[Delmonico]

In Omaha, Delmonico is up early, catches the early CB&Q westboud and heads back to Dunning.

[Ozark Tracker]

having heard of this game once, Trinity travels over to Sod Busters ranch to see if he's got an melons or canalopes about the right size to use for a ball.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico arrives in Dunning and rents a wagon to haul his plunder from his shopping trip to The Ranch With No Name.

Mean while, back at the ranch ( ) the workers are puttin' the varnish on the maple floor.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes ta investigate the construction. "Why would anybody want ta put bowls on their heads?" 

[Ozark Tracker]

why they's only one reason to put bowls on yer head,  he must be building a barber school.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity peeks in one of the open windows and sees a shiny shiny floor.

[Delmonico]

He goes in to look and finds himself stuck in the wet varnish like a fly stuck to fly paper.

[Delmonico]

(Authors note, anybody got some spare cash?  a bit further west, but we could make this real.   http://www.sandhillsranches.com/bacarro_ranch/bacarro_ranch_for_sale.htm  )

[Sod Buster]

having heard of this game once, Trinity travels over to Sod Busters ranch to see if he's got an melons or canalopes about the right size to use for a ball.

Sod Buster arrives at the Ranch to see the new building that Trintiy mentioned.  He brings the melons that Trinity asked for.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity is still standing on the shiny new floor with his boots still stuck,  he waves to Sod Buster fer help.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster thinks he might be able to help Trinity get loose if he he rolls one of the melons towards him butr he wonders if the varnish is dry yet. 

[Trinity]

Having somehow become entirely coated with varnish before stepping onto the "dance floor", Trinity now finds himself frozen, still attempting to get Sod Buster's attention.

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey has done carried out the ball with the little mirrors glued all over it and hung it over by Trinity

[Trinity]

"Oooooooooh!  Lookit awl theeyum lahts!  Purrrrrrty."

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey lites up some candles and spins the ball causing Trinity to get dizzy while watching it.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico arrives with the wagon, sees Trinity stuck in the varnish, he reaches in the back of the wagon, gets out a big white "club" and whops Trinity with it.   He then pries Trinity's feet loose and the carpenters fix the mess.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Since the varnish is hardening up and Trinity can't move Del sets him outside the door to the new building like some strange cigar store indian! 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico waits impaitently all dressed up for folks to show up ffor the Grand Opening.



But the only one there is Trinity and he's all stuck up.