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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9420 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:21:04 PM »

Trinity takes a couple of more puffs and Sod Busters veggies start looking back

Trinity · « **Reply #9421 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:24:42 PM »

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghh!!!"

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9422 on:** June 20, 2007, 05:32:59 AM »

Sherlene gets wind of what Del and Trinity are up to and heads for the oak grove mumblin to herself, "Tha last time that idjit went there with Del he come home itchin and scratchin from tha poison oak he got into. On her way out the door she grabs a big rolling pin.

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Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9423 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on June 20, 2007, 05:32:59 AM

Sherlene gets wind of what Del and Trinity are up to and heads for the oak grove mumblin to herself, "Tha last time that idjit went there with Del he come home itchin and scratchin from tha poison oak he got into. On her way out the door she grabs a big rolling pin.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9424 on:** June 20, 2007, 02:05:09 PM »

Sherlene sees a naked sheep herder gettin' ready to dance in some posion oak and panics and runs clear to Dunning.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9425 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:37:04 PM »

Slim goes ta milk the cow and sees the wagon in the distance. "Have fun dancing fellars. Someone's gotta stay and do the chores."

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9426 on:** June 21, 2007, 03:21:28 AM »

Marshal n Da Sheep have smeared the Privey n the Lou with poisen Oak,

A few hours later, Dell N the crew are complaining bout a New 'Social' Desiese!

(Pardon no Tin Types availabe this is a Family thread)

Delmonico · « **Reply #9427 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:35:07 AM »

Since Delmonico and the crew are out in the wagon there is no privy around, the sheepherder missed the context again.

Trinity · « **Reply #9428 on:** June 21, 2007, 06:30:02 PM »

Trinity is busy dancing and enjoying the bon fire. He hails the Sun-God who is taking an extended journey in his chariot across the sky today on the longest day of the year.

Suddenly he hears a sound and turns to OT. "Did that soun' lahk mah wahf a-scramin'?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9429 on:** June 21, 2007, 06:35:36 PM »

well I just thought it was somebody a chanting some kinda incantation, but ya know it did kinda sound like Sherelene,

couldn't be though, what'd she be doing out here

about that time Miz Collinwoods wagon pulls into the cermony grounds and several of her girls jump out and start dancing around.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9430 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 21, 2007, 07:35:07 AM

Since Delmonico and the crew are out in the wagon there is no privy around, the sheepherder missed the context again.

Maybe Summer Solstice? the longest summer day? Yeh shouldn't cook with Poison Oak Del.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9431 on:** June 22, 2007, 08:11:07 AM »

So the sheepherders out of context posts don't look so dumb, Delmonico tells everyone not to poop out on the prairie and puts up a sting of privies every 3 miles between the ranch and the oak grove.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9432 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:17:10 PM »

He franchises them as Delmonico's Dump Spots! Trinity sensing a seasonal business opportunity tells Del he will buy half of the franchises.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9433 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:39:31 PM »

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9434 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on June 22, 2007, 03:17:10 PM

He franchises them as Delmonico's Dump Spots! Trinity sensing a seasonal business opportunity tells Del he will buy half of the franchises.

when Trinity asks Del which half is his , he tells him the half that holds the water

Trinity · « **Reply #9435 on:** June 22, 2007, 06:54:16 PM »

Previously: Saddened that the sun god finally left Trinity begins to visit the Portapoops and filling them one by one.

Presently: Trinity wakes up in the yard, outside the ranch house, next to him is lying Sherlene's rolling pin. He quickly feels his throbbing head and finds a large sore spot, smack in the middle of his forehead.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9436 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »

Del walks up to the still prone Trinity and lays a shovel and a clothespin next to him. Del says, "Your half of the franchise needs cleaning up Trinity!"

Trinity · « **Reply #9437 on:** June 24, 2007, 09:28:20 PM »

Trinity goes over to the first and holds his nose. Then he checks out the remaining ones and runs to Del's workshop.

An hour later Trinity comes out and hangs signs on each door:

Don't Werk.
Out of Order!!!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9438 on:** June 26, 2007, 07:09:02 PM »

Trinity and Ozark sneak over to the sheepherders ranch and take black grease and print letters on some of the sheep, when the Marshall wakes up in the morning, he looks out the window and sees the sheep in the lot.

Happy Birthdya Marshall

Trinity spelled birthday.

Trinity · « **Reply #9439 on:** June 26, 2007, 07:13:03 PM »

Happy birfday Sheep Marshall!

"Ah di'n't mispail it a-tall! Tha sheep painted wif tha "Y" moved!"

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