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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9380 on: May 28, 2007, 07:50:10 PM »
Ozark takes a look at the finger,  well that'll be better when ya go to picking, won't have to turn yer whole hand. :o
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9381 on: May 30, 2007, 03:56:12 PM »
Delmonico heads out on his mule Reuben and suddenly that long forgotten blue light comes down, lifts him off Reuben and away he goes again. ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9382 on: May 30, 2007, 04:56:36 PM »
dang old blue lights >:(
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9383 on: May 30, 2007, 05:21:29 PM »
Slim runs up ta his room, opens the window, aims at the blue plates, and squeezes the trigger on the present that Gopher Grease bought.  >:(
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9384 on: May 30, 2007, 08:16:53 PM »
Sod Buster sees the blue lights from the window of his Soddy and hopes they bring Del back soon.   :'(
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9385 on: May 30, 2007, 08:41:22 PM »
"Dangummit!  That derned plate done come agin!  Whar's mah Remmin'ton?"  Trinity searches all around and finally finds it in a mud puddle at still site number twelve. 
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9386 on: May 30, 2007, 09:27:26 PM »
with Trintiy armed with his rifle, he sits on the front porch and gets a jug to have close and keeps a watch for any stray blue lights.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9387 on: May 30, 2007, 09:39:05 PM »
<<Pssst.... it's Trinity's revolver>>

Trinity sits on the porch and tries to bring back the hammer, but it's crusted with rust and won't budge.  He begins to bang it against the porch railing.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9388 on: May 30, 2007, 09:44:53 PM »
whoops, just had rifles on ma mind, 

the banging don't seem to be doing much good so he pours a little  juice outa the jug onto it, and goes into the house and gets Del's hammer.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9389 on: May 30, 2007, 10:02:58 PM »
When Trinity returns, he finds that his recipe did an excellent job of disolving the rust.  Unfortunately, it also disolved the unrusted metal.  The only thing not disolved are the lead balls.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9390 on: May 30, 2007, 10:06:52 PM »
Trinity takes his hammer and the lead balls and beats em flat and draws a little face on em,   thar  that may get me a drink when I go ta town,  it's always kinda dark in there.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9391 on: May 31, 2007, 07:51:22 PM »
While Trinity is banging on his lead balls, one of the blue plates sends down a beam and fixes Trinity's finger the way it should be.  Now Trinity doesn't get poked in the eye every time he raises the hammer.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9392 on: May 31, 2007, 07:57:04 PM »
Frankenbird sees the blue light fix Trinity's finger and goes running after the blue plate to get him to finish fixing him :o
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9393 on: May 31, 2007, 08:07:41 PM »
The plate ignores poor Frankenbird and zips off into the air.

Trinity, however, had already become used to picking his nose with his finger turned around and now must learn again from the start.  He slowly brings his finger to his nose, but suddenly his hand jumps up and he pokes himself in the eye.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9394 on: May 31, 2007, 08:10:53 PM »
Frankenbird comes back over by Trinity and stands,  he hopes nothing falls off or needs sewing, since Dels gone for awhile.

and Trinity don't sew so good :o :o
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9395 on: May 31, 2007, 08:18:11 PM »
"I know where Del keeps the housewife. I can sew fairly well."
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9396 on: June 03, 2007, 08:41:33 AM »
What's this blue plate is it a Delmonico flying saucer ::) ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9397 on: June 03, 2007, 10:23:19 AM »
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9398 on: June 03, 2007, 02:39:49 PM »
The blue plate lands outside the barn and the little Fushia Creatures toss him out and fly away. ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9399 on: June 03, 2007, 02:45:46 PM »
he lands back aboard Ruben, who had walked back to the ranch ;D
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