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[Sod Buster]

Never being one to waste food, Trinity did fight for that last scrap......

[Trinity]

"Ya gotta do what ya gotta do 'roun' that bunch!"

[Ozark Tracker]

cept fer that turkey buzzard ya found that one time, it were'nt quite the same, nobody else seemed to want any.

[Trinity]

"T'weren't bad a'tall!  Thass whah Ah lahk womin'folk.  They don' ate stuff they's skeered of. "

[Ozark Tracker]

one of them vultures a looking back at ya from a pot would make ya kinda uneasy

[Trinity]

"Thass when ya take that knife thar an' lop off tha haid."

[Delmonico]

Frankenbird feels a tightning in his throat and flys north for a while.

[Trinity]

"Lookit that feller flah.  Hain' ner seed no chicken go lahk thayut.  Theeyum mus' be goose wangs."

[Delmonico]

Suddenly one of Frankenbirds wings falls off and he crashes to the ground.  Frankenbird comes to the ranch house with it in hisbeak and Delmonico sews it back one with silk thread.  "Durn I should have known enough to not use cotton the first time."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Delmonico finishes attaching Frankenbirds wing, but something doesn't look quite right.  That's when Delmonico realizes that Frankenbird's beak is still attached to the wing.  Del gets busy sewing the beak back on.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finishes and puts Frankenbird in a cage and looks for other parts to add on.

[Trinity]

Trinity runs up with a leg bone in his hand.  "Ah thank this beee-lawngs ta Frankenbird.  Ah foun' it a hour ago, but .... uh.... um... Ah kinda got hongry an' et off awl tha meat. "

[Delmonico]

Delmonico covers it with potted mead, wraps it with gauze and sticks some feathers in it and sews it back on.

[Trinity]

Trinity sits by the cage staring at Frankenbird and drools.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster wanders by and tosses some dried corn (grain) soaked in squeezins into the cage.  Frankenbird starts eating. 

[Trinity]

Trinity pokes his finger in to try for a piece of the recipe soaked corn, but Frankenbird angrily pecks at him.

Trinity yells into the kitchen: "Did a good job thar, puttin' his bake back on!"

[Ozark Tracker]

when Trinity turns back around to Frankenbird, he sees that his finger has dissapeared in Frankenbirds mouth with his beak clamped down on it.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico opens the cage, gets Trinity's finger and sews it back on also.  "This keeps up, I'm gonna have to get me one of those sewing machines."

[Ozark Tracker]

ya might could order one of them what runs with an electricy motor,  we could take off the motor and hook it up to the steam tractor belt.  that thing would sew anythng

[Trinity]

With wide eyes, Trinity holds his finger up to Delmonico.  "Dail, mah fanger ain' 'pose' ta beeyund thisaways."