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[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the house and makes an abrupt U-turn.

"What in tarnation happent in thar?  It smayuls lahk someone done pooped on tha dinin' room table!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I just lit some candles I found." 

[Trinity]

"Oh!  Ah see.  Everbody... Sleeum pooted on tha cain-dles!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

while standing out on the porch, waiting fer the odor to clear out of the house, Trinity hears a noise out by the still behind the barn.

[Trinity]

 

"STOP!!!  That ain' yer likker!  Dern, what is this country comin' ta?  Whar's mah shootin' arn!?"

[Ozark Tracker]

the men take the jusg that they've run off and start to run.

[Tensleep]

OT grabs his rifle and busts all the jugs.

"There, that'll teach 'em."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs as fast as he can and sops up all the spilled likker

[Trinity]

He pulls his face out of the mud long enough to shoot a glare at OT but quickly sees another puddle that had not yet absorbed into the ground.

In the meantime, Monkey comes racing out of the barn on Clea's back and throws a lasso around the would be crooks.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity begins to holler to monkey and Clea, to bring them ferllars over by the barn so they can hang em.

[Trinity]

Trinity picks up a stone from the yard and bangs it on the porch step.  "Hair yee, hair yee!  Wailcome ta Trinity's cote.  Ah pro-nounce tha guilty parties GUILTY!"  *BANG*

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity herds the criminals into the barn stall and posts Frakenbird to stand guard and he starts rigging up a gallows

[Delmonico]

However Trinity manages to tie himself up, when Frankenbird comes over to help him, the men run like heck, Slim gives em some rock salt out of his Mighty 10 to hurry them on their way.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity hollers after the men,  and don't cha come back round here, I'll hang ya first next time

[Trinity]

After a night of being tied up, Trinity calls out "Kin somebody untah me?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Monkey swings down off'n the roof and unties Trinity,   Trinity hurrys off to the shop and returns in a few minutes with a new sign fer around the ranch.

[Trinity]

Trinity wipes the paint from his hands on his shirt and looks over his handiwork.

"Thar!  Miss Montaner would be prouta me.  Now, jes let theeyum theefs come back!"

[Ozark Tracker]

now with his sign hanging up where everybody can see it, Trinity goes out to the still and sees what damage them vermin thiefs done.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is makin' supper and wonderin' when the freight wagons with the stuff from Omaha will get here.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster comes riding up and sees the sign.
The though of being"violated" sends shivers up & down his spine.  He checks his Remmie to see that all of his cylinders are capped & the shotgun is handy....just incase.