Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at the dust headin' southeast and wonders if they will make the 150 miles to Grand Island before the Golden Corral closes.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes riding in on his mule, when he gets to the house, he grabs his poke and goes in the house, goes into the kitchen and lays 2 whole pork loins on the table fer Supper,

I went up town and helped a fellar do some butcheriing,  and he gave me some loins fer helping.

[Delmonico]

10ZZZ  and Arcey make it to the Golden Corral in Grand Island before closing time, however they are stopped by a Sign at the door:

Newbrassky Buffet Laws Require that Patrons Parents Not Be Related Before Marriage.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Delmonico slices up and fies pork loin.

[Arcey]

"Dunn", Del.

That seems kind of low.  Even from you.  I expected better.

[Delmonico]

Authors Note" It was all I could think of at the time.

[Trinity]

Irish looks at the somewhat stupefied Trinity and hands him a cup of fresh hot coffee.  It's all right Trinity, Del will be home soon.  Slim is out getting some aigs and Stoney is getting some sausage from the smokehouse, breakfast will be ready shortly.

"Whah does ever'body awlways lookit me lahk thayut?    Stoney's hair?  Ah ain' seened him in a coons age.  Ah shore could do wif some good ol' breffast sawsage an' a few aigs an' one a OT's pawk loirn er two"

10ZZZ  and Arcey make it to the Golden Corral in Grand Island before closing time, however they are stopped by a Sign at the door:

Newbrassky Buffet Laws Require that Patrons Parents Not Be Related Before Marriage.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Delmonico slices up and fies pork loin.

"Welp, Ah reckon Ah kain' go thayre."

[Delmonico]

"Welp, Ah reckon Ah kain' go thayre."

Be careful, they check ID.

[Trinity]

"Ol' litl rooster ain' been hair in a whal.  Ah wonner if'n he din' git frozen over win'er in tha line shack! "

[Delmonico]

I think he done got et up by a sheep.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 






Naw, The last time Ah saw Him He was being meniced by some Left-winged Baverian Carnivorous ducks.















(Authors note)  Des Ducks is metal-munching  kinda like gremlins that plauged those New-fangle Flying Machines.

[Delmonico]

Gremlins?

[Trinity]

"Mostly, them Bavarians is good folk.  They shore do lahk ta drank theyre beer an' likker, but they tawlk funny!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

"Mostly, them Bavarians is good folk.  They shore do lahk ta drank theyre beer an' likker, but they tawlk funny!"

Bavarians is just fine, its Da Ducks.

[Trinity]

"That ducks tawlk real funny ... if'n ya accidetally step on'em. "

[Ozark Tracker]

Frankenbird looks around the corner of the barn to see what all the talk about ducks is,  he's not quite sure what breed of poultry he comes from.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at him and the thick, fleshy scar around his neck and shudders.  "Kain' he'p ya pard.  Ah don' know no maw what you was."

[Ozark Tracker]

they both look down at his feet and notice that one does have web toes

[Delmonico]

the other one has 3 spurs.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

In honor of the dinner that Del is fixing, Slim decides to set the table, and to make the ambiance right he decides to light the candles that Trinity made.

Unfortunately they are scented candles and soon everyone is driven out of the house! 

[Ozark Tracker]

as everybody is standing outside, they are at least thankful it isn't below zero, like a couple of months ago.