Newbrassky

[Sod Buster]

Some guy came by plantin' Apple Trees.  He gave it to me.  My trees should be mature enough next year to make some.

[Trinity]

"He didn't happen ta have a pot on his haid, did he?  That feller makes some good Applejack, but Ah don' quot approve of his fermentational standards."

[Sod Buster]

Author's note: See Nebrassky thread - page 909:
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,974.msg181978.html#msg181978

[Trinity]

"Heck, that was at tha beginnin' of tha momf.  Ah kin hardly 'member the day afore yestidy.  So, it is him.  He's awlways in sech a rush that he don' 'llow enough tahm fer tha fermentationalizin'.  Ah'll have ta drank five tahms as much."

[Delmonico]

When Trinity and Sodbuster look for the jug for another drink it is no where to be found.

Meanwhile down in the celler Delmonico is puttin' some acetic bacteria in the jug, he corks it and hides it way back on the shelf behind things.  "This will be some really good Vineagar" he says to himself.

[Trinity]

"See what Ah done tolt ya!  We musta drank tha whole thang an' Ah don' feel nothing.  Here."  Trinity pulls a jug out from under the porch.  "Less have some good stuff now."

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes out of the house, down the steps and peeks under the porch, looks around at Trinity and asks if he's seen the coal oil jug, I need to fill up the lanterns.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks down at the jug he just finished.   "Looks lahk Ah'm gonna have me a achin' haid tomorry."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out with Trinity's blankets, "you better sleep in the barn tonight, last time you drank the coal oil you had gas really bad."

[Ozark Tracker]

as luck would have it,  at least it's warm enough we ain't got no open fires going.

[Trinity]

Everybody stares at Trinity as he turns red and Duke starts angrily barking at him.

[Ozark Tracker]

Run,  they may be an explosion

[Trinity]

Suddenly Delmonico passes out.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim steps on the porch. "What's y'all doin'..." Slim passes out. 

[Trinity]

Trinity stares at the two crumpled bodies on the floor.  "Ozark, ya reckon Ah orta step offa tha po'ch?  Ozark?  ...  Ah gess Ah'd best do that afore someone gits hurt."

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey comes running outa the barn with a little bucket of water to revive everybody, but doesn't make it quite to the porch before he passes out.

[Trinity]

Seeing this, Clea decides not to go near the porch, but remembers that Frankenbird's sense of smell was never correctly connected when Delmonico grafted his head on. Clea runs off in the direction of the saloon in town to look for him.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


The foul smell of Cosie drifts down to Arizona Territory Unfortunatly the Marshal was lighting the Gas stove---Whaump!; the

Flame flashes back across the States n Territories to Nebrassky----Whaumnp!


The porch is blackened n covered with soot as are its occupients, just then the cloud burst n put the fire out giving Delminaco, Trinity, Slim N Monkee a bath.


The Stench is huge the Skunks come a running.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster starts to crawl home but passes out half-way.  That'll teach him for sharin' a jug without knowin' what was in it. <burp>  Owww..my head......

[Trinity]

With gaseous emissions no longer part of the picture, Trinity wipes the soot from his eyes and looks around.  Slim is still on the floor, snoring with Monkey curled up in the crook of his arm.  Delmonico can be heard in the kitchen slamming pots and pans around all the while complaining about trees.  Duke is standing inside the door looking towards Trinity with his ears down and tail tucked between his legs.

"Whar'd that Stranger git to?  Ah wonner if'n he had any of that coal earl."