Newbrassky

[Ozark Tracker]

with Sherlene a wailing to beat the band,  Trinity heads to the ranch to get on the coal oil computer and find Shelene a wig.

[Trinity]

Finding Delmonico on the coal oil computer, Trinity goes up to his old room and digs out his coon skin cap.  "This orta work fer Sherlene jus' fahn!"

[Delmonico]

Trinity and Sherlene head to their cabian, Sherlene wearin' the coonskin cap on her head, Trinity wearin' a copper boiler on his head.

[Trinity]

Trinity struggles with his new "hat".  "Didja haveta seat this dang thang so firm?"

[Ozark Tracker]

sherlene has brought along a big metal spoon and twangs Trinity's pot.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

By the time Trinity's ears stop ringing and his eyes stop spinning they are at the cabin.

[Delmonico]

Sherlene locks the door from the inside and leaves Trinity outside.

[Trinity]

Still struggling with the pot, Trinity manages to wedge his thumbs in and gets them stuck but still doesn't loosen the pot any.  He begins to wimper at the door.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sherlene unlocks the door and Trintiy moves closer,  Sherlene swings the screen door open and it hit's Trinity's metal hat and rings his ears and makes him stumble backwards falling off the porch and landing by the steps

[Trinity]

In falling, the pot becomes wedged even lower, now covering his eyes. 

"Hey!  Who turnt out tha lahts!??"

[Ozark Tracker]

litl trinity, being paw's little helper,  comes over with his new hammer, and begins banging the pot over Trinity's head and eyes driving it down further, 

all the while howling Paw, Paw, are you in there?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Now completely dazed Trinity begins to stumble around making loud gonging noises everytime he bangs into a rock.

[Delmonico]

Now completely dazed Trinity begins to stumble around making loud gonging noises everytime he bangs into a tree.

<Authors Note, go back to the first page a reread LIT, we ain't got no trees, this is the Sandhills of Newbrassky in the 1880's >

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Of course we have trees, I planted 'em on page 8.  >

"The wife and kids are well. I will start planting the trees after I get some grub. Is there anything round here ta eat?"

[Delmonico]

<That was only 2 1/2 years ago, they ain't very big yet.>



Slim's worst nightmare.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Arthurs Note: <Modeefied to be PC Del>

[Delmonico]

Arthurs Note: <Modeefied to be PC Del>

On to Anti Arbor Day, Save The Prairie.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Don't noboby be touchin' my trees!" 

[Delmonico]

A few trees by the house and along the river for a bit of shade are fine, but don't be planting more than that.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I didn't."