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[Ozark Tracker]

I reckon he musta took off somewhere to get something ta eat.  he's gotta be hungry after all winter long

[Trinity]

"Prolly wants a plate of banes ... an' ta sail LIT's hoss."

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note, See Gunsmoke thread, Trinity dared me.>

Delmonico makes Trinity and Slim help him put the feather tick back on his bed, Duke sits in the corner and snarls at them for destroyin' the really neat new bed.

Delmonico says to Trinity after Slim leaves, "Mrs. Trinity asked me to pick this up fer you on my trip, it's OK, I promised not to tell the other guys you sometimes wet the bed."

[Trinity]

 

"Ah done tolt Sherlene that Ah speelt some recipe whilst drankin' mah midnight snack.  That WEREN'T what she thought it were!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity stomps home and tells Sherlene about the confusion she has caused, but she still cuts him off all liquid by 8 o'clock

[Trinity]

Pouting, Trinity sulks out onto the porch... where he has a jug waiting.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sherlene throws Trinity his device from the catalog.

if he's gonna drink that jug full, she don't want no accidents

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note, it may have not been an accident.>

[Trinity]

Upset, Trinity shouts "Tha onliest acciden' was you nudgin' mah arm when Ah was a-drankin'!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity hears the lock turn on tha cabin door!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets a pan of warm water and his lock pick.

[Trinity]

When he gets to the door, he finds that Trinity has bolted it from inside.

[Ozark Tracker]

Delmonico knocks on the door and whispers, "Trinity open the door",  Trinity sleepwalks over and unbolts the door and goes back to bed.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico places Trinity's hand in the warm water for 3 minutes, he then takes his pan and goes back to the ranch house.

[Trinity]

Trinity wakes up suddenly.

"Dernit woman!  Ya done made me speel mah jug agin!"

[Delmonico]

Sherlene points to Trinity's jug, corked and on the table in the kitchen.

[Trinity]

"Then ya musta done poured it on me.  Whah in tarnation would ya do somethin' lahk that?"

[Delmonico]

Sherlene tosses a match one the bed, it goes out.

[Trinity]

"Oh..."  Trinity stares at the dead match for a few moments.  "They weren't no need ta pour no water on tha baid.  Ah tolt ya Ah was gonna git ridda theeyum bugs this weekend."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity suddenly belches, and as the vapors pass over the smoldering match a WHOOSH is heard as a cloud of flame erupts in tha bedroom.  Trinity looks over to see Sherlene with an irritated look, tapping her foot as smoke curls from tha remains of her hairdo and eybrows!