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[Trinity]

Trinity hears the sloshing as well.  Worried, he breaks down the door and finds that Del is not in his room, but Duke is rolling about on the water bed trying unsuccessfully to get up.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim throws a loop and pulls Duke outta Del's bed. "That's one strange bed. It's movin' on it's own.  "

[Trinity]

"It looks lahk that jallerton stuff what Dail hates."

[Ozark Tracker]

are ya sure tha ain't something else in there, it's still moving.

[Trinity]

"Ah don' know.  Don' look lahk nothin's strugglin'."

[Ozark Tracker]

but just to be on the safe side, Trinity opens his pocket knife and pkuts it between his teeth and dives in.

[Delmonico]

Duke grabs Trinity before he can get to the bed.  He shakes him and drops him out the window.

[Trinity]

"Boy, that's a strawng dawg.  Oooh!  Looky, a skink!"

[Delmonico]

When Trinity bends over to pet the skink it clamps down on his nose..

[Trinity]

"Dern lil' thang!  Git offa mah nose!!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico shoots the skink off of Trinity's noses with a large rubber band.

He then shoots Trinity with rubber bands.



(Same Catalog)

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Meanwhile the bed has continued to move and Slim thinks there might be a critter trapped in there, that would explain why Duke was rolling around on it.  Just to be safe Slim goes and gets his Mighty 10, and with the barrels leading the way he slowly eases into Del's bedroom.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim cocks both barrels...

[Delmonico]

Duke also grabs Slim and shakes him and tosses him out the window.  Duke unloads the Mighty 10 and makes it safe, he then gets back on the bed and enjoys the wave action.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim stands up, dusts hisself off, and picks up the "Mighty Ten". He loads both chambers and goes into Del's room. He points the barrels at the movin' bed, cocks both hammers, and pulls both triggers.
BOOM!!!!!!
The room fulls with smoke. After the smoke clears, Slim sees the bed and Duke are covered with rubber bands. 

[Ozark Tracker]

about that time,  Bambino comes crawling out from under the rubber bands where he had hibernated during the long cold winter  , he jumps on his hoss and gallops off.  yelling back, say hi ta brother Trinity.

no wonder that bed was lumpy

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Trinity]

"Was that mah brother on LIT's hoss?"

[Ozark Tracker]

musta been,  I wondered why we ain't seen him all winter,

[Trinity]

"He likes ta hibernate.  He thanks he's a bear."