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[Trinity]

"Dern!  Ah kain' b'lieve Dail done let tha winder git so dirty."  Trinity pulls his handkerchief from his pocket and wipes again.  The dried boogers scratch up the window so badly that no one will ever be able to see in again.

[Ozark Tracker]

one of the boogers cuts the glass like a diamond, the window pane falls out and the window is now open

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is standin' on the porch with a shotgun loaded with rock salt, "go ahead, make my day."

[Ozark Tracker]

he musta have installed one of the silent a larms, 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity looks over at the porch.  Daihl I wuz jest tryin ta clean tha winder!

[Trinity]

Trinity leans against Del's workshop with one elbow and smiles.  "Wail hey thar, Dail!  Whatcha doin' out hair?  Who?  Ozark an' Me?  Wail, we heard a noise over hair an' wanned ta make shore that yer box... er... shayud is safe an' soun'."

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark starts around the side of the barn and tells Trinity, we best look for that noise around the back side of the barn, they dissapear round the corner.  with monkey close behind

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim steps out on the porch ta watch the entertainment. 

[Delmonico]

With another lick on Delmonico's face, his silent alarm Duke keeps guard.

[Trinity]

"Oooh!  Ah hert 'em too, Ozark.  Less go git'em!"  They draw up just out of Del's sight.  "That shore was close.  Shoulda knowed ol' Dail would have trick glass in that winder!  An Loook!  Ah done dropped mah hankie back yonder, dernit!"

[Delmonico]

As Trinity trips over the string that sets off a bunch a cans with pebbles in them ta rattlin' the boom of a shotgun and the sound of #2 rock salt hittin' flesh is heard on the ranch.

[Ozark Tracker]

see Trinity, I told ya that wasn't no potted meat can

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Do it agin, Del. Do it agin." 

[Delmonico]

Instead, Delmonico takes the empty crate out inta the yard and chops it fer kindlin'.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Duke wanders over and sniffs the hankie that Trinity dropped and faints!

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I thought Del was bad enough last year ta not need any wood." 

[Ozark Tracker]

that thar is just kinlin to start the coal

[Trinity]

"Mah rump shore does hurt!  Wha'ss Duke doin' layin' out in tha yard lahk that?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Duke it's safe now, he don't know where I hid it."

[Trinity]

Trinity walks gingerly over to look for his handkerchief.