Newbrassky

[Trinity]

"Monnnnkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey carries the rabbit over to Trinity, with the cooked rabbit smelling so good, Trinity lets go of the peanuts in the glasses to get the rabbit and suddenly he is free.

[Trinity]

Munching on the rabbit, Trinity asks "What 'bout mah feets?"

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey comes back with a sledge hammer

[Trinity]

  "Now hold on thar Monkey.  Ah ain' gettin' on yer nerves is Ah?   Ah'm sorry if'n Ah is, but they ain' no need fer ta bash mah feets inta mush."

Trinity stands up and clops over and kicks the wall thereby breaking the mugs and freeing his feet.  "Mah feets is free, but they kinda hurt now."  Trinity returns to the rocking chair leaving bloody footprints behind.

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey looks dissapointed that he didn't get to break the galsses. he tips his hat to Trinity and goes looking for them bananas he smelled

[Delmonico]

<Authors note:  It's what happens when ye have an 18 month old girl gettin' in trouble along with the help of a Labrador puppy when you are tryin' to type and post.>

[Lucky Irish Tom]

<<Authors question:  What's a SMOW? >>

<<Author's Note: It's Newbrassky slang fer Sum Mo Snow. >>

[Delmonico]

Ignorin' the fun bein' poked at him for a minor typo, Delmonico boards the train for Omaha now that the tracks have been cleared.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Authors note:  It's what happens when ye have an 18 month old girl gettin' in trouble along with the help of a Labrador puppy when you are tryin' to type and post.>

<Arthur's note: I know exactly what ya mean.  >

[Trinity]

<Authors note:  It's what happens when ye have an 18 month old girl gettin' in trouble along with the help of a Labrador puppy when you are tryin' to type and post.>

<<Author's Note: It's Newbrassky slang fer Sum Mo Snow. >>

Ignorin' the fun bein' poked at him for a minor typo, Delmonico boards the train for Omaha now that the tracks have been cleared.

[Trinity]

Trinity watches Monkey walk off and wonder's where he's off to.

His stomach growling, Trinity reaches under the porch and grabs a jug.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico makes it to Omaha in a blizzard and heads to the hotel.

[Ozark Tracker]

with the blizzard howling outside, the boys at the ranch shovel on a little more coal to keep em warm. begining to get hungry a ham is brought from the smoke house and the fire in the stove  is started.

[Trinity]

Trinty stops thinking he's home in NC and realizes that it is cold and snowing in Newbrassssskey.  He decides to go inside before his legs are frostbit.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity comes in, sits his jug in a safe place and backs hisself up to the stove.

[Trinity]

Someone makes a comment about the fact that Trinity appears to be sweating.  "Ah ain' sweatin'... Ah's thawin'"

[Delmonico]

As Trinity's smolderin' pants and coat catch fire, Delmonico finishes his shoppin' and boards the west bound CB&Q.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity  runs around the stove and out the back door and jumps out into the snow.

[Trinity]

Trinity comes back in after the fire is out.  Just enough of his union suit is left undamaged so that he doesn't embarrass any of the other folks in the kitchen.

Trinity points at his head, and with a wide grin he says: "Looky!  Ah ain' gotta git no hayre cut fer another three months now."