Newbrassky

[Silver Creek Slim]

"That's a Trinity of a different color." 

[Trinity]

<<Not the rainbow virus!!!!!!!!!!  Next thing I'll be wanting to decorate again! >>

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the kitchen where Sherlene is shaving a slab off of the 50lb economy sized canned corned beef. 

"Ya makin' lunch fer me an' tha boy?"  Trinity asks as he begins to salivate.

[Delmonico]

Sherlene whacks Trinity with the bald headed end of her mop and says, "here, mop up that drool."

[Trinity]

Trinity lowers his head.  "Yes ma'am.  Do Ah git soma that coned beef when Ah'm done?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks outta the house ta milk the cow and gather eggs. He gets 'bout half way ta the barn when his boots freeze ta the ground. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Slim froze to the ground and puts his breakfast plate away and slices a few slices less of bacon.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim smells the bacon and jumps outta his boots. Half way back ta the house, his feet freeze ta the ground. 

[Delmonico]

Duke comes out and sniffs around Slim.

(Will Duke lift his leg and save Slim, wait and see.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Nice boy, Duke." Slim pats Duke on the head.

[Trinity]

Sherlene slices three pounds of bacon for Slim, Trinity and the children.  Trinity eats one pound by "tasting" each batch.

[Delmonico]

It is so cold Duke is stuck to Slim by a yaller ice-sickel.

[Ozark Tracker]

Monkey who has been watching all this from high in the barn loft.  swings down to the house and gets some of the hot bacon grease, swings out to where Slim is stuck to Duke and pours the hot grease down the yellow ice sickle onto Slim and Duke.

[Delmonico]

As the bacon grease hits the ice-sickle Duke is free and runs, the hot bacon grease slides onta Slim's foot a con-jeeels.

[Trinity]

Where's Clea?

[Ozark Tracker]

Clea must be keeping warm out in the barn.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim's horse comes out of the barn when Slim whistles.  He moseys over and poops on Slim's feet.

[Trinity]

Slim's feet are finally warm after being encased in ice for the last hour or so.  Slim is happy and walks into Del's kitchen whistling and leaving a trail behind him.

[Delmonico]

And just like Trinity Slim is whopped with the bald headed end of the mop and made to clean up his mess.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes outside and gets a bowl of snow, comes back to the kitchen and spoons in a few tablespoon fuls of cold bacon grease, stirs it up and starts eating, after finishing he starts talking bout planting vegatables and cooking vegatables,  the fellars look at each other and then get up to see just where Trinity had got that snow.