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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Ozark Tracker

Slim pokes his head out the door :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

Ozark turn to Del and says  did you hear something ???
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Ozark has to speak loudly because the windows and all the dishes are still rattling.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

Ozark is hard of hearing anyway,  was never very good at starting the fire under the still. ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on January 16, 2007, 07:36:00 PM
"Who?"

<<author's note to those new here.....Trinity & Sod Buster have never been formally introduced.  Trinity still refers to him as the 'stranger'>>
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Sod Buster

Quote from: Trinity on January 16, 2007, 08:02:03 PM
ZZZT - KABOOOOOOM

Over at his Soddy...Sod Buster wonders if the steel poles he is using for the pole beans is such a good idea........
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Delmonico

Delmonico looks out the window at the snow and says, "hot damn, I love thunder snow." ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Quote from: Sod Buster on January 16, 2007, 08:54:35 PM
Over at his Soddy...Sod Buster wonders if the steel poles he is using for the pole beans is such a good idea........

ZZZZZZZZT - KABOOOOOOOOOOM

Suddenly, the entire pole bean crop is ablaze.  Back at the ranch, Trinity looks out the window.  He doesn't quite know why, but he feels as if something very good has happened.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

Sod Buster is joyfull that it is winter and there ain't no beans now - just some dead bean stalk.
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Delmonico

Slim comes inta the kitchen with his tongue blackened and says, "maath  waadd thaaaas maathassssss."   ;D  Delmonico looks at him and says, "I done tolt ya that wire in yer tongue was a bad idea." ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

with his tounge black and hurting, Trinity talks Slim into a notion of letting him scrape his tounge with his knife.  make it heal faster, Trinity tells hijm.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

But when Trinity really gets out the knife, the shock wears off and Slim goes out the door screamin' into the snow. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

least wise we think he was screaming,  he's still sounds kinda funny.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Slim runs unto the steam traction engine and gets his tongue ... or what's left of it ... stuck to the side.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

Ozark looks out and see's Slim, hollers at Trinity to bring yer knife, we might havta trim Slims tounge a might.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

Delmonico says, "it's late, lets fix it in the mornin'."  He then shuts out the lights. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

kinda hate leaving Slim out there all night, but I guess that will keep his tounge from hurting, it'll be numb from being froze to the tractor. ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Sometime during the night, Slim fell asleep and toppled over onto the ground... with his tongue still frozen to the steam traction engine.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

as the sun comes up the boys at the ranch look at the winder, there lays Slim with his tounge stuck,  they all agree that the best thing they could do is to give him a tounge trim. Trinity dips his knife blade into disenfectant (his reciepe) ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

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