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[Ozark Tracker]

well we didn't say he was perfect with the sawmill,   we just wanted that lobster off Slim's ear without much blood letting

[Sod Buster]

well we didn't say he was perfect with the sawmill,   we just wanted that lobster off Slim's ear without much blood letting

Electro Shock applied to the lobster?  Tell Slim to bite down on a bullet or a leather strap.

[Ozark Tracker]

that thar's a good idey,  Del can you hook up that jenny rator to the steam traction engine so we can get plenty of shock.

Sod Buster, how many of them volts you reckon it'll take

[Delmonico]

First of all he's only missing 2 fingers and he still has one of his thumbs.  Side's that it was the thumb he lost to the sawmill, not a finger.   The one finger was a drw knife and the other was the drill press, 'sides that with the drill press he had to drill it three times before it fell off.

Lectricity won't work, member the lobster is steam and that destroyed all it's nerves, shockin' it would just destroy Slim's nerves.

[Ozark Tracker]

Lectricity won't work, member the lobster is steam and that destroyed all it's neves, shockin' it would just destroy Slim's nerves.

probably right wouldn't do Slim much good.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets out his Highwall, "set Slim out about a half mile or so on that hill over there, when I hit it with this 50-140 I bet that lobster will just 'splode like a clay pigeon."

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico gets out his Highwall, "set Slim out about a half mile or so on that hill over there, when I hit it with this 50-140 I bet that lobster will just 'splode like a clay pigeon."

Then what happens to Slim's dinner?
Tain't fair to put him through such a tramatic experience and not be able to have a good meal when it's over.

[Ozark Tracker]

looky thar,  you done scaret slim and he's a running fer cover.

[Delmonico]

"Well he's the one that got himself inta trouble again and our suppers gettin' cold foolin' round with that big bug."  Delmonico puts away the rifle and says "Let's the rest of us eat, Slim can figger it out on his own."

[Ozark Tracker]

As the men walk in the house, Ozark turns to Del and says,  ya reckon when Trinity gets back from Texas we could try the jenny ator on him a little.

[Delmonico]

We could, it might be fun.   Delmonico sees Slim peekin' over the hill and takes a quick shot, he hits the lobster dead center and it explodes inta tiny pieces, all but the claw clamped to Slim's ear.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim comes a walking back up to the ranch, the boys see him a coming and start talking about how he looks a little like one of them pi rates in Trinty's bedtime book.

[Delmonico]

Slim comes back to the house with bite sized pieces of lobster, Delmonico think's maybe if ya used a py-rite's name and some of those little lobster pieces one could make money selli' them to folks.

[Ozark Tracker]

That might just work, sell it where you could just drive your wagon through and not have to get off.

[Delmonico]

After supper everyone is full and happy but Slim, he's still whinin' 'bout the lobster claw on his ear.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim ties a bandana on his head, puts on an eye patch, and glues a stuffed pirate to the shoulder of his shirt. "Just call me Long John Silver." 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the shop, forges an iron hook and heads toward Slim with it and his axe.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Slim runs fer the hills.

[Ozark Tracker]

the fellars stand on the porch watching Slim a running from Del,  I knowed he wouldn't like that hook fer picking his nose or scratching his ear.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim is getting tired and slowing down since he glued a stuffed pirate to his shoulder instead of a parrot!