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Silver Creek Slim · January 01, 2005, 12:50:55 AM

Alright, quit blaming me for that explosion! Oh, yeah, I forget everything here is:
Slim's fault!

Delmonico · January 01, 2005, 01:10:25 PM

The FFg said it was you, I figgered it was sawdust. If I don't listen to her she'll be mean to me.

Yesterday she turned me inta a newt.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 02, 2005, 01:13:23 AM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother poofs in with a scattering of sawdust.

"I did not. Delmonico must have annoyed a witch. Witches like newts."

Silver Creek Slim · January 02, 2005, 09:09:09 AM

"Delmonico, were you making Glenda the good witch mad again?"

Delmonico · January 02, 2005, 09:58:34 PM

Waaaalll I ain't sure who did it, but thar was sawdust stuck ta my slimy skin.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 02, 2005, 10:01:27 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on January 02, 2005, 09:58:34 PM
Waaaalll I ain't sure who did it, but thar was sawdust stuck ta my slimy skin.

Oh, no!! Delmonico has irked Norm Abrams!!!

Delmonico · January 02, 2005, 11:33:48 PM

Ok, how can I have irked him, don't even know who he is.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 03, 2005, 11:43:29 AM

Quote from: Delmonico on January 02, 2005, 11:33:48 PM
Ok, how can I have irked him, don't even know who he is.

You don't know Norm?!?

And here I thought you knew everyone, Delmonico.

Norm Abrams is the carpenter from "This Old House" and "The New Yankee Workshop." He's the guy who did all the work on the old Bob Villa show.

AnnieLee

Russ T Chambers · January 03, 2005, 12:25:58 PM

Norm also had a closetful of plaid flannel shirts.

Delmonico · January 03, 2005, 12:29:41 PM

Never watch any of those kinda shows. I do 'member sumthin' years ago about Bob gettin' in trouble cause someone was watchin' one a his shows and said, "Wait, I didn't issue no buildin' permit fer that house."

I put those shows in the same class a fishin' shows many years ago, can catch fish or fix anything the editin' of the film allows.

Silver Creek Slim · January 03, 2005, 07:51:56 PM

Norm talks like Stoney.

Delmonico · January 03, 2005, 08:28:42 PM

Rita watches the "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home" shows on TLC, but they have no taste and do cheap tacky work.

She also watches those shows where they do make overs, heck I should have my own makeover show, I do a better job than they do.

Sides that I know it was the FFg that turned me inta a newt.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 03, 2005, 08:30:39 PM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother poofs in with a scattering of sawdust and a raised brow.
"Oh? And just how do you know that, Delmonico?"

Delmonico · January 03, 2005, 08:56:04 PM

As soon as Delmonico sees the saw dust in the air he lights a lucifer (kitchen match) tosses it and ducks as the poof of a mild dust explosion rattles the single window of the dugout.

"Just a good guess", says Delmonico as he gets back up off the ground,

"Some wood butcher on a PBS show would never do that."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 03, 2005, 09:24:54 PM

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother shakes her head with a smile.

"Dear Delmonico, what did you think that *poof* was when I come and go? Did you think it was the cosmos passing wind?"

"If you want me to turn you into a newt, I can."

With that, she slowly pulls her wand.

Delmonico · January 03, 2005, 09:30:53 PM

Stop, don't do it or we'll have to go through a dozen or more posts doin' bad Monty Python impressions.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 03, 2005, 10:07:47 PM

But did you get better??

AnnieLee

Joyce (AnnieLee) · January 03, 2005, 10:18:43 PM

"We'll see if he gets better."

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother waves her wand:

POOF!!!!

Del turns into:

Delmonico · January 03, 2005, 10:24:02 PM

To quote Slim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Scattered Thumbs · January 04, 2005, 03:10:22 AM

To quote Slim and Delmonico

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!