Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Trinity slowly drags into the kitchen to make himself a hot mug of recipe when he looks out the window and sees Delmonico's Steam Traction Engine.


"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh!!!!!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity peeks up over and out the window, where he ducked down when he had his daylight nightmare.

[Trinity]

Trinity peers closer at the steam traction engine and finally realizes that the sheep are painted on.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity wanders out toward the barn, keeping hid along the way, just ta make sure they ain't somthing else out there.

[Ozark Tracker]

As Trinity gets to the traction engine,  he see's there are hundreds of them on it, he starts putting 2 and 2 together and comes up with the conclusion,  Del is a serial sheep killer,  a going fer a drive in the evening and running down sheep.

[Delmonico]

As Trinity steps around the barn he sees a large turkey.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs over to the turkey and takes hold of his hand, I mean wing, he tells the turkey ya better get yerself inta the barn,  Del may have already run over all the sheep round here and he may start on birds next.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks the bird over to the deep fryer and asks him at what temperature it should be set... so that the bird isn't accidentally cooked.

[Ozark Tracker]

The turkey panics a little when he smells hot peanut oil and feels the heat offf the fire.

[Trinity]

"Don' worry none, good buddy.  It's a mite warm, dontcha thank?  Ya wanna git shed of some-a them feathers?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity fetches a llittle bucket full of his corn mash and begins to get his supper  oh! er, turkey all stuffed.

[Trinity]

"Go on little feller. Step up into tha hot tub yonder.  Ah'll prepare yer rub ... er massage."

[Ozark Tracker]

feeling a little lite headed the turkey steps up and sticks just his toe into the hot liquid, thinking this is just a might hot.

[Trinity]

"Lemme he'p ya."  With that, Trinity pushes the turkey in.

[Ozark Tracker]

As Trinity finishes off the last of the turkey, he stands and goes out to the cooker and paints him a picture like Del done on the traction engine, cept his is a drawing of a turkey.

[Trinity]

"Ah thank next tahm, Ah might wanna fust take out his innards.  At least run some water through him ta make sure he ain' got no more poop."

[Ozark Tracker]

gives him that extry flavor. 

[Trinity]

Having finished his snack, Trinity goes looking for a larger turkey.

[Ozark Tracker]

Franken bird  goes sneaking around the edge of the barn not wanting Trinity ta see him.

[Ozark Tracker]

needing some more grain for his stills, Trinity gets out his garden growing kit that Sod Buster gave him for Christmas, he sets his seed and sits it in the sunny side winder.