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[Ozark Tracker]

with all the Chia pots loaded and watered, Trinity & Ozark sit in the house waiting fer anything to grow. a watching out the winders fer any disgrunled injuns that may show up.

[Trinity]

"Ah awlso brought a one that looks lahk a beef fer litl rooster, a peeug fer Stoney, one that looks lahk a cheese wheel fer Sleeum, one that looks lahk a tin a potted meat food product fer Dail an' a regular pot fer tha stranger so's he kin harvest tha sprouts an' eat 'em."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out of his office and sees Trinity's Chia pet in the kitchen window, he heads back to his office and gets his Remmie Roller 50 caliber pistol and shoots it, blowin' out the window.   He says, "Durn, it's a good thing I got that green hairy varnmint afore it got one of us."

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the shattered pieces of his chia pet and tears form in his eyes.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity grabs a jar of hide glue and starts heating it up, with a little help from Ozark they glue the pot back together, it almost looks like a cross between a possum and a crocadile

Trinty seeds it back up and puts it in the winder by his bed.

[Trinity]

http://wonderfulbuys.com/Search_Result.asp?QUERY=chia

[Trinity]

Still sniffling, Trinity removes his chia pet from the window out of fear that the Chia Pet Sniper might attack again.  For its safety, he slides it under the bed.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes down and fires up the coal oil computer and orders one of every model of the chia's on the fastest freight wagon available.

[Trinity]

Trinity waits up the entire evening for the brown wagon.  Just as he starts to doze it arrives.  Trinity is ecstatic.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity grabs the shotgun and runs out to the brown wagon, telling the driver about the chia sniper, he stands guard while the chia's are taken into the house.
with all of them safe inside, he starts opening them, finding out that he had hit the wrong numbers while ordering, he now has well over a hundred chia's in his room.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks around and wipes his brow.  "Whew!  Luckily Ah ordered agin' Dail's account.  Ah wonner what he'll thank when he gits tha beeeull."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity looks around and wipes his brow.  "Whew!  Luckily Ah ordered agin' Dail's account.  Ah wonner what he'll thank when he gits tha beeeull."

he'll probably think ya done ordered valuable antiques from Egypt.  some of them Pharoh's treasures.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

What Trinity dosn't know is that He got all Sheep Chias, so now He's a Green Sheephearder on Dell's bill.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes a nap and when he wakes up, the chia's have started to grow.  Trinity sees all the sheep and goes running and screaming into the hallway.  a thinking he is a having a nitemare.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes in and shoots all the green sheep.

[Trinity]

"Whew!  Thankee Dail.  That were a mighty big fright seein' awl theeyum sheeps!"

[Ozark Tracker]

with only his possum/crocodile chia still intact, Trinty takes his water can up and pours a little water in it and sits to watch it grow.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico paints a whole bunch of small pictures of green sheep on the side of The Steam Traction Engine.

[Ozark Tracker]

He figures next time he fires it up he'll chase Trinty around some and make him thnk he's having another nightmare.

[Marshal harpoluke]