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[Trinity]

The deer slowly warms enough and with a loud ripping sound, Trinity is able to remove his togue.  He looks at the deer and then the spot where most of his taste buds are still attached and wimpers. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity starts toward the house, with his tounge hanging out,  Slim who is still necked, having not put on the poodle skirt, sees Trinity a acting strange, screams and runs off toward the Dismal

[Trinity]

He sees another large turd floating by and jumps on and repeats his ride.

[Ozark Tracker]

except this time he freezes solid to his ride and has a coating of ice all over him.

[Trinity]

Trinity runs along the bank with his tongue still hanging out, looking for the right place to jump in to save him.  Slim sees this and paddles under the water in an effort to escape quicker.

[Ozark Tracker]

seeing Slim is in trouble, Trinitily starts throwing rocks at him to break the ice off him.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico grabs his jug of castor oil take a big glug and heads to the Wedgewood room, sending more poop down on Slim.    

(Santa puts him down for 250 pounds of coal this time.)

[Trinity]

Trinity steps back from the bank as he sees the oily dark lumpy liquid flowing from the pipe.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim catches a glimpse  on the mess coming his way and starts trying to yell inside his ice encasement.

[Delmonico]

Leave it to Slim to yell in that situation, I'd keep my mouth shut.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim sees what might happen and closes his mouth and makes motions trying to get out of the ice.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is down by the river watchin' Slim, since it is a bit chilly he builds a fire to keep warm.

(Santa puts him down for another 50 pounds of coal)

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes his last good river rock and takes careful aim, he chunks it hard,  it smacks Slim up side the head and busts the ice off'n him,Slim stands up and falls back in the glop from his knot on the head

[Delmonico]

Since the coal benifits all at the ranch, Santa puts them down for another 200 pounds.

[Ozark Tracker]

knowing down deep it's for the good of the ranch, Trinity takes a long stick and pushes Slim back out inta the current.

[Delmonico]

Santa writes down another 50 pounds.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinty starts thinking he may need a little coal to burn over to his cabin fer Sherlen and the kids, he finds him a stray dog and gives it a swift kick.

[Delmonico]

Santa puts him down for 30 pounds as the dog bits his foot.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity is getting into the swing of things now, he limps on up town and opens the grocery store door fer a little ole lady and just as she gets there he lets it go and it knocks her down,

[Delmonico]

Santa thinks that is only good fer $10 pounds cause he knows her and she was gossipin' about her neighbors a lot this year.